Imma go with the poor. Rich people get rich by keeping money. Poor people usually have great values because they know what it's like to suffer.

This is actually parenting at 9 am and parenting at noon.

But grammar...

...aaaand that's what happens when people have no time on their hands.

If nature had a vag this would be it

This looks like either the place where people would try to hide during the Purge or where that dude died in Day After Tomorrow.

E2

Who the fuck hopes this is real?

gasps "gaps"

Parent-to-child lecture.

Every generation thinks that. Stand in line.

Can you send her/him to tile my bathroom?

#irishproblems

Yes, and like Idiocracy, his name is probably something like President Forshizz Hernandez Trump Dr. Pepper Abraham Enchilada.

Guy is HOT.

Based on this pic, Biebs is the new Caitlyn Jenner.

Er...is that Marla Maples? That's perhaps the only life he ever saved...from porndom.

Hire me...then I can leave Trumperica (*coughs* 'murica')

Err...totes sexist. Dads can do hair, too.