How much did that joke cost you?
An arm and a leg

Looks like my dog

I'm super not Russian because if I tried to sit like that my knees would explode

This has clearly been edited. Fake news

Came form?

That's cute

This didnt surprise me. The awkward waddle gave it away

I dunno, I've been in a relationship for over a year and I dont miss it. Maybe you're with the wrong person

WITCHCRAFT

I'm pretty sure this is a "you suck at cooking" reference

Lasagna is fancy words for spaghetti cake

It even pierces the roof of its mouth

And she cries, cries, cries in her lonely heart thinking,
"If theres nothing missing in my life then why do these tears run at night?"

It's just a pineapple pizza

I dont think it's possible for anyone to watch ALL videos on pornhub

Such grace

Buuuuuuut if a super awesome game comes out that you KNOW you'll nerd splurge on, you'll have a PC tough enough to run it

Moon race? How about MARS RACE

I've been playing OSRS again but it's so boring and tedious