"I have a long black train"

This made me laugh so hard the first time I saw this. Anytime I even THOUGHT about it I would break down into giggle fits

When you're new and get your first star

Why didnt he change his number?

People need to get the fuck over themselves. If being gay is "against your religion" then YOU be straight. Dont force your ideals on another person.
There is nothing wrong with being gay and I'm tired if people being prejudice over something that doesnt even effect them

Super sneaky. I almost missed it

That's super cool

Um, her name is Cindy Lou Who and shes a good friend of mine. She got me to tolerate the Christmas spirit and is a very kind person.

This Chinese cultural practice which began in the tenth century gained popularity after the Mongols invaded China in 1279.
Advertising Footbinding became one of the ways to express Han identity; a source of Chinese pride, signaling an ethnic superiority.
However, the deliberate breaking and folding of a girl’s feet between the age of four and six — sometimes as young as three, to as old as twelve — carry much darker origins.
As with many female beauty practices (think Victorian corsetry), the practice of molding a woman’s foot into a slender tiny triangle was shaped by both the desire to retain power and male erotic appeal.
Why? The way a woman whose feet had been bound walked was thought to produce a tighter hip, thigh and vaginal area.
This aesthetically-based rite of passage, endorsed and carried out by generations of women, was banned in China in 1912 but did not really end until the establishment of the People’s Republic of China in 1949.

Poor thing

Hella dense, yet transparent
Marvelous

You know what's better than that?
NOT GETTING EATEN BY TITANS

*slaps knee*

That's a trap I'll gladly fall for

How does he sleep at night? Even if he slept on his back it looks uncomfortable

His training is complete. He is now ready for the moon

ROCKET POWER
That's good shit right there

I have a legit issue with connecting with someone in a sentimental way. I'm bad with words and I find cards too generalized. When my fiance's friend died of cancer recently, I didnt know what to say. So I did all the chores, washes his laundry, bought his favorite snacks and drinks, and made sure I was within arms reach at all times.
I let my actions speak for me and i think he understood because he didnt look so depressed

I love giraffes

With good time management, you can. You wont be able to do all 3 everyday, but if you prioritize getting your "have to's" done first, then you'll have plenty of time for everything else