When it gets a bit too chilly at night and a snake gets frozen

If memory serves that's a bad one

It is a poor boi who deserved better.

Even if it was venomous, no creature deserves to be frozen to deatg

This is exactly cold blooded

That's a lot of damage

*getting my flextape out of the pocket*

*saws a boat in half*

I was honestly sitting here waiting for either this comment or a reference to Paula Abdul’s 80s/90s song ‘Cold Hearted Snake’.