Saudia Arabia also imports sand from a small Swedish coast town called Simrishamn. (It's used for purifying water, and the Swedish sand is apparently better for that. But the story is funnier if you don't mention that detail!)

I don't think Ragnarok (or Ragnarök, using the nordic spelling) is a person, but rather the name for the apocalypse in nordic mythology. But it's one hell of an apocalypse, so it'd be awesome to see a movie about it!

You'd only dare to miss Kalle Ankas Julafton.

I think I literally spend more time in my dream worlds than in the real one.

I think an uncomfortable Anna is called for here.

I know I'm 37 weeks late, but I just wanted you to know that this post made me cry from relief.

Who needs a buy button when you've got a hobbit? ;) http://shirt.woot.com/offers/ninja-by-night

Oh my god, I'm in tears xD

Ohm my god, watt a pun!

I think there's quite a difference between hazelnoots and hazelnewts?

Wikipedia states it like this: "The exact origin of fortune cookies is unclear, though various immigrant groups in California claim to have popularized them in the early 20th century, basing their recipe on a traditional Japanese cracker. Fortune cookies have been summarized as being "introduced by the Japanese, popularized by the Chinese, but ultimately ... consumed by Americans."

Wait, what? You guys don't have assigned chairs on your tickets?

The last one had me in a ball of tears. Oh my god XD