thealmightypenis

thealmightypenis


“I belong, and my penis, it be long.
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People keep forgetting 6 comments
thealmightypenis · 10 years ago
Some of us don't act like it.
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Attention cashiers 7 comments
thealmightypenis · 10 years ago
THANK YOU! I hate getting all the change at once and then stand there awkwardly trying to fix it
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I only bought one box of Krispy Kreme 8 comments
thealmightypenis · 10 years ago
Mother of donuts ಠ_ಥ
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When math 15 comments
thealmightypenis · 10 years ago
I was about to say, "f*ck you too then", until I saw your name.
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A Box of Fruit Loops, Neatly Organized 16 comments
thealmightypenis · 10 years ago
Little shits are cheap on the blue -_-
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When math 15 comments
thealmightypenis · 10 years ago
Wait 125/6?
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Lliteral applebees 16 comments
thealmightypenis · 10 years ago
I heard their food is unbeelievable.
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When math 15 comments
thealmightypenis · 10 years ago
Waits quietly for smart guy to point out the answer.
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I say, more bubbles 9 comments
thealmightypenis · 10 years ago
Ahhhhhhhh this is the life! BUTLER! Bring me my treats!
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Entire family forgot my birthday... You know who did remember? 26 comments
thealmightypenis · 10 years ago
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR FIREWORKBABY!!!!!
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Especially true for jeans 4 comments
thealmightypenis · 10 years ago
THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE! (ง'̀-'́)ง
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Especially true for jeans 4 comments
thealmightypenis · 10 years ago
I really thought you were talking about dicks until I read the title
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What in the name of f*cks 10 comments
thealmightypenis · 10 years ago
Unicorns feed off of children. I've known this for years.
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Kusco is so alpha 7 comments
thealmightypenis · 10 years ago
Kusko is the Gordon Ramsay of fab.
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Eggheads, 8 eyes, dweebs, twerps, arachnerds all of em 5 comments
thealmightypenis · 10 years ago
Yet I still scream like an 8 year old girl when I see one.
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He is a baby johnny bravo 8 comments
thealmightypenis · 10 years ago
Nah he has the face of a johnny bravo as well
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He is a baby johnny bravo 8 comments
thealmightypenis · 10 years ago
Get your hands off me you filthy mudblood. My father will be hearing about this.
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Spiders 13 comments
thealmightypenis · 10 years ago
DONT OPEN YOUR MOUTH!! THEY WILL GET IN!!!
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College is where you learn life skills 14 comments
thealmightypenis · 10 years ago
O.O can u make a gif of that too?........ (I'm really sorry)
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Entire family forgot my birthday... You know who did remember? 26 comments
thealmightypenis · 10 years ago
OOOOOOH HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU.
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College is where you learn life skills 14 comments
thealmightypenis · 10 years ago
Majoring in the booty B)
If the world was gonna end 3 comments
thealmightypenis · 10 years ago
Hahaha I see what you di.......fuck....
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Now Feet will never be the same for you 16 comments
thealmightypenis · 10 years ago
אין אנשים מארץ פה >_>
you *jay-z face* 1 comments
thealmightypenis · 10 years ago
Jay z's just disgusted at everything.
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