thealmightypenis

thealmightypenis


“I belong, and my penis, it be long.
”

— thealmightypenis Report User
Who are your favorite disney singers? 9 comments
thealmightypenis · 10 years ago
Nah bro timon and pumba are the bomb
14
IPhone Vs. Android 18 comments
thealmightypenis · 10 years ago
You're legit talking about features that were existing two years ago as well. More actually. And the processor for example, dual core a8, vs the snapdragon 805,which is quad core. The camera is still 8 megapixels. The screen is alright granted. But compared to Samsung its not nearly as good. And let's not forget the greatest one of all #bendgate
1
IPhone Vs. Android 18 comments
thealmightypenis · 10 years ago
I don't care that phone is simple and smoother. I care that they make a phone with two year old specs and then sell it for full price. U wouldn't pay extra large pizza money for a small.
7
Bonjour 8 comments
thealmightypenis · 10 years ago
Omulette de frumage
9
I'm worried 37 comments
thealmightypenis · 10 years ago
Dwight from the office........
10
Sugar skulls and bones 10 comments
thealmightypenis · 10 years ago
How many kids do u have now?
2
Seriously dude? 6 comments
thealmightypenis · 10 years ago
I never got how people take tablets out in public.
5
Sugar skulls and bones 10 comments
thealmightypenis · 10 years ago
And I've never seen it dissolve either.
1
My most embarrassing moment today 4 comments
thealmightypenis · 10 years ago
*awkward silence ensues* "I'll just have the salad"
4
The funniest dedications 18 comments
thealmightypenis · 10 years ago
That's not what your name suggests.
19
Just moved to Texas. Fitting in perfectly 14 comments
thealmightypenis · 10 years ago
Those two trucks have a combined mpg of 6. Also they're probably compensating for something. (Hint: not everything, is bigger in Texas.)
· Edited 10 years ago
ImPatient. 5 comments
thealmightypenis · 10 years ago
Why does the lady have a nose like Rudolph?
7
Pirates of the Caribbean selfies 7 comments
thealmightypenis · 10 years ago
So much win in four pics
28
Another unrealistic standard. 11 comments
thealmightypenis · 10 years ago
Some penis's just can't handle the truth.
3
Physics is awesome and all but... 16 comments
thealmightypenis · 10 years ago
And that was the moment jerry realized, she's not the one.
46
Another unrealistic standard. 11 comments
thealmightypenis · 10 years ago
They identify what they feel, but the cold hard fact is: if you're born with a penis, you are not a girl and never will be.
12
Cool glass work 1 comments
thealmightypenis · 10 years ago
For a second I though this was some new Samsung device.
4
Another unrealistic standard. 11 comments
thealmightypenis · 10 years ago
They still have a penis. Its just inverted.
11
ridiculously attractive joker 35 comments
thealmightypenis · 10 years ago
What is happening. I come here to find two mothers. One shirtless and the other skirtless.
41
I only bought one box of Krispy Kreme 8 comments
thealmightypenis · 10 years ago
Stfu anon
I'm Batman! 7 comments
thealmightypenis · 10 years ago
U sir! Thank you. (ಥ_ಥ)
6
She looked younger than her age 3 comments
thealmightypenis · 10 years ago
Oh yes >:)
34
I'm Batman! 7 comments
thealmightypenis · 10 years ago
I must see the video
8
Emma watson wants men to know that feminism does not mean man-hating! 6 comments
thealmightypenis · 10 years ago
I don't have any problem with feminists and equality. What I have a problem with is when girls start screaming at men and calling them pigs for no reason. And I call them girls and not women because a woman knows what is right and wrong.
26
Best show ever 15 comments
thealmightypenis · 10 years ago
Simpsons and family guy tonight tho
6