thealmightypenis

thealmightypenis


“I belong, and my penis, it be long.
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Rugby vs. American football 40 comments
thealmightypenis · 10 years ago
If you look at the hits in american football compared to rugby u understand why.
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Death Star Ice Cubes 7 comments
thealmightypenis · 10 years ago
It's times like this where i miss the buy now button the most.
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Martin Freeman is me 5 comments
thealmightypenis · 10 years ago
U and me both pal
It is just plain evil 11 comments
thealmightypenis · 10 years ago
I like it, it helps if I want to have an eight hour sleep.
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Damn Commies need to know their place! Only we get to pick on Canada 21 comments
thealmightypenis · 10 years ago
Big brother in more ways than one.
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Jennifer lawrence talks about her nude photos 23 comments
thealmightypenis · 10 years ago
Nothing and I mean NOTHING. Will ever be totally private if u store it digitally. Its how it is and either u can be smart about it and understand the consequences or u can be stupid and think, "what can possibly go wrong"
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Bombs 20 comments
thealmightypenis · 10 years ago
(ಥ_ಥ) my god she's beautiful!
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Bombs 20 comments
thealmightypenis · 10 years ago
I have found my partner. The almighty boob.
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Someday :) 7 comments
thealmightypenis · 10 years ago
U all thought Ebola is a virus, hahaha its actually a name. >:)
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Teddy Bear Bodyguard :) 18 comments
thealmightypenis · 10 years ago
This is why I never slept with a teddy bear.
Strong fart 4 comments
thealmightypenis · 10 years ago
Chipotle.
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True love 7 comments
thealmightypenis · 10 years ago
I WANNA KNOW WHAT LOVE IIIIS!
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Cities these days 6 comments
thealmightypenis · 10 years ago
There needs to be a best buy and another brand name clothing store like h&m or express next to it
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It could also swallow a whole crocodile, barley showing buldge (also 3-4 feet wide) 24 comments
thealmightypenis · 10 years ago
Titanaboa vs megalodon the ultimate prehistoric battle.
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Best X-Man scene ever 9 comments
thealmightypenis · 10 years ago
agreed
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Deadly lake 11 comments
thealmightypenis · 10 years ago
I guess you can say its.......... Orgasmic.
(•_•)
( •_•)>⌐■-■
(⌐■_■).............YEEEEEAAAAAAH!!!!!
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Well I don't mean to brag but 9 comments
thealmightypenis · 10 years ago
Yup.
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French middle school made with copper panels 15 comments
thealmightypenis · 10 years ago
And then there's my old middle school! *points to enormous pile of literal dog shit*
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Deadly lake 11 comments
thealmightypenis · 10 years ago
(•_•)
( •_•)>⌐■-■
(⌐■_■)............. You're welcome.
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Canadian gang violence 9 comments
thealmightypenis · 10 years ago
Dats y nobody fucks with frank, the Canadian goose
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The truth about paintball 25 comments
thealmightypenis · 10 years ago
Its fun as hell tho.
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An incredible view 10 comments
thealmightypenis · 10 years ago
I want to go camping again.
Beautiful underwater view 6 comments
thealmightypenis · 10 years ago
*couple starts having sex, girl looks out window*, "Honey, look outside", *dude looks out window to see shark holding gopro camera*
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Tree growing in a speed limit sign 11 comments
thealmightypenis · 10 years ago
This should be something fitted into congested cities like NY or Beijing, double purpose.
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First day of class 3 comments
thealmightypenis · 10 years ago
In certain jobs there are certificate courses you can take i.e programming, you have developer bootcamps that teach code to you in a couple of months.
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