thealmightypenis

thealmightypenis


“I belong, and my penis, it be long.
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What a mosquito looked like millions of years ago 15 comments
thealmightypenis · 10 years ago
i didn't get the memo
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There are no truer words than these 13 comments
thealmightypenis · 10 years ago
computer science mothefuckers!
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If a Black Cat Crosses Your Path 1 comments
thealmightypenis · 10 years ago
i love the marx brothers for so many reasons. The hilarity is genius and aside from comedy all of the characters were extremely talented in music and science.
This fish at the aquarium looks like someone stepped on his face 8 comments
thealmightypenis · 10 years ago
It also looks really, fucking, happy.
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Is he serious? 9 comments
thealmightypenis · 10 years ago
*puts on sunglasses and torches the fucker*
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It's the circle of life 10 comments
thealmightypenis · 10 years ago
But the next generation is gonna be..... O.O oh no!
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Is he serious? 9 comments
thealmightypenis · 10 years ago
Kill it with fire.
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Australian visiting America 5 comments
thealmightypenis · 10 years ago
I was gonna ask you something about australia, but I got sidetracked by your awesome typing.
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I thought it might be useful for you all to know. 4 comments
thealmightypenis · 10 years ago
IS THIS TRUE!?
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Surrealistic landscape 4 comments
thealmightypenis · 10 years ago
I should not have smoked weed before looking at this. O.O
How they view terrorists 16 comments
thealmightypenis · 10 years ago
To ironman, the protests weren't against terrorists they were against former president Mohammed morsi who made a decree to pretty much give him unlimited power. Also to reword it, I haven't seen good muslims going out and taking action.
McDonald's Financial Reward To Students 10 comments
thealmightypenis · 10 years ago
Good guy McDonald's
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How they view terrorists 16 comments
thealmightypenis · 10 years ago
To be totally honest. When has anyone seen muslims lash out and i mean actually lash out at the terrorists. instead of saying we're not like them, fight them and prove it.
I weep for the future 39 comments
thealmightypenis · 10 years ago
Damn. I guess I'll just have to kill these fuckers myself.
I weep for the future 39 comments
thealmightypenis · 10 years ago
Technically not knowing what the nes is, should be a sin. But rlly Lucy all u gotta do is put them in boiling lava.
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I weep for the future 39 comments
thealmightypenis · 10 years ago
I don't know why...... But I imagined Robin Williams saying that and then dramatically falling backwards.
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It's one or the other! 2 comments
thealmightypenis · 10 years ago
With kids the immaturity brings the chance of getting injured much higher, compared to teenagers who understand maturity and risk.
Your mind is so dirty 8 comments
thealmightypenis · 10 years ago
Shame on you
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Canadian problems 5 comments
thealmightypenis · 10 years ago
False ^
Shitty Instagram 1 comments
thealmightypenis · 10 years ago
Am I the only one who posts nice pics on Instagram?
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Take your free f*cking candy 16 comments
thealmightypenis · 10 years ago
How about I just do a fucking trick!?
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Marvel, DC, Fox, Sony...The full superhero movie lineup 8 comments
thealmightypenis · 10 years ago
I really can't wait for aqua - PFFFAAAAHAHAHAHA!,COULD U IMAGINE!? IS THERE RLLY A HUMAN ALIVE THATS ACTUALLY EXCITED FOR FUCKING AQUAMAN!?
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When I heard that Honey Boo Boo is cancelled 28 comments
thealmightypenis · 10 years ago
Cause I'm easy come, easy go, little high, little low.
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When you're with your girlfriend and she runs into her friend. 6 comments
thealmightypenis · 10 years ago
Conan's job has never been easier.
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The Feminists should LOVE this 18 comments
thealmightypenis · 10 years ago
SHIVA KAMINI SOMA KANDAKRUM!
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