... I don't even know what to say to that

Hell to the f**k no.
No amount of money is worth trauma

Ugh

Then you're an idiot? My non-iPhone phone has a flash light that I use all the time. It's hella bright

um didn't he have to die for the horcrux to be destroyed? he didn't die in the chamber of secrets? no?

legend

That's great that you hate it. Very nice for you. However, the rest of us love it. So shut up and deal.

Excellent idea. I'm partial to your particular brand of evil - however, it would have been much more effective had it been done the first time he cheated.

Apparently that's what's kept the bachelor running for what, 917 seasons?

exactly where was she running to?

there's a dislike button on facebook now?

my ex boyfriend