TheCataclysm

thecataclysm


You are all bitches. Goodbye Lamesubstance! Tumblr will always be better. No one gives two shits about this site. Peace! And fuck you all. :)

— TheCataclysm Report User
The Different Hulks 4 comments
thecataclysm · 11 years ago
He's looking more like Shrek now through the years.
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Lavender Fields in Provence, France 2 comments
thecataclysm · 11 years ago
Hey I live about 2 hours from there! I'm going to go there sometime in July then.
Just sometimes 3 comments
thecataclysm · 11 years ago
Wow, what a very nice thing to say about an innocent human being.
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Modern warfare 3 comments
thecataclysm · 11 years ago
Well, $7,350,010 is a lot of money.......
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Happens all the time 1 comments
thecataclysm · 11 years ago
Makeup?
Definitely me in the future 3 comments
thecataclysm · 11 years ago
Actually, your's, plus mine, plus possible others, equals 2+ comments, instead of none. :)
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Would you rather... 30 comments
thecataclysm · 11 years ago
No person of the opposite sex. I'm Asexual anyway.
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Thai Anti-Sleepy Driving Ad 3 comments
thecataclysm · 11 years ago
Thai 75%, Chinese 14%, other 11%. So actually about 89% Asian........
What Are The Odds Of Finiding Someone Like This? 4 comments
thecataclysm · 11 years ago
Female Benjamin Button?
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What book fans want 6 comments
thecataclysm · 11 years ago
No you're not! ( ͡º ͜ʖ ͡º) ♥ ( ͡º ͜ʖ ͡º)
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Le me listening to famous old band when this happens 4 comments
thecataclysm · 11 years ago
Like how people say Queen ripped off Lady Gaga? What dumb( ͡º ͜ʖ ͡º)es they are.
( ͡º ͜ʖ ͡º) ♥ ( ͡º ͜ʖ ͡º)
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Cookies: Expectation vs Reality 6 comments
thecataclysm · 11 years ago
It's just a fat horse?
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Ring ring 7 comments
thecataclysm · 11 years ago
If you want to see a disturbing video, look up Squidward's Suicide, Red Mist. Scary. ( ͡º ͜ʖ ͡º) ♥ ( ͡º ͜ʖ ͡º)
Probably the best moment on the Big Bang Theory 9 comments
thecataclysm · 11 years ago
No. A ( ͡º ͜ʖ ͡º)ing well. ( ͡º ͜ʖ ͡º) ♥ ( ͡º ͜ʖ ͡º)
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Tiger tug-o-war 1 comments
thecataclysm · 11 years ago
That's surprisingly adorable. :)
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Omg she isn't wearing any... oh wait... 4 comments
thecataclysm · 11 years ago
Because most guys, or even girls, look at someone's butt first, if possible.
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This happens unless you're dream girl and you both like the outside 28 comments
thecataclysm · 11 years ago
We already established this, as you can see above. I already knew before I posted it, and was focused on something else. And actually, I skipped elementary school because of how smart I was. And I have a very large attention span. So go back to your* so called "life" and leave me the fuck alone. Thank you and have a nice fucking life. :)
The gay test 13 comments
thecataclysm · 11 years ago
Welp. I am now a homosexual, instead of asexual. :/\
Listening to music wearing a wool cap 3 comments
thecataclysm · 11 years ago
I don't think scarfs are supposed to be worn that way.....
My response from now on 7 comments
thecataclysm · 11 years ago
There's nothing wrong with being gay. Regardless of religion, every person has the well-being to have that right. I think that every one who's against it, needs to shut the ( ͡º ͜ʖ ͡º) up. Being heterosexual, bisexual, transsexual, or even asexual, is just as wrong as being homosexual is.
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I didn't think it was possible 35 comments
thecataclysm · 11 years ago
Looks like 9 now. :(
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This is how you should work 3 comments
thecataclysm · 11 years ago
What, being in a foreign country, dancing to a foreign song, and looking like a dumbass?
She developed Assassin's Creed I and II 8 comments
thecataclysm · 11 years ago
Dafuq is that supposed to mean?
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Bacon, Its Good For You 2 comments
thecataclysm · 11 years ago
Shouldn't I have died years ago?