I was really hoping this was a joke

It looks like ebofo but I'll roll with it

Maybe it's your old as balls phone

Stabbing

Well at least we're working on bringing the Internet to space. *shurgs as eagle caws through the black abyss called space*

The thing about Asians is theyre typically ignorantly racist. I'm not trying to defend racism I'm just kind of trying to point out a lot of them do this and I think maybe we should try to inform them more....*waits for hatred*

IM SORRY DO YOU REALIZE HOW MUCH PRESSURE IS ON US. WE HAVE TO TRY TO MAINTAIN THAT FUCKING A SO EXCUSE ME FOR FREAKING OUT IF ONE F BRINGS MY WHOLE GRADE DOWN BY 80% AND MAKES ALL OUR HARD WORK NOTHING.

God fucking damn it George. What the actual fuck?

...sponsor me...

I'm laughing too hard at the fact Australia's photo is just a kangaroo

There were plenty of non-cordless Non-wireless generations...

Buff Elsa?

Wow. I can't believe someone made such a tiny but realistic man working on a coin. Amazing

My periods are 8-10 days long...

With fucking tits it's sinister XD

I CANT BELIEVE THAT LAMP WAS WORTH THAT MUCH

I cringed so hard XD

The thing is I'd do this and have no regrets

I'm in 8th grade and I only look like a taller thinner version of my second grade self what