THEcompleteturd

thecompleteturd


I am a turd and that's how I run things.

— THEcompleteturd Report User
Knock knock 24 comments
thecompleteturd · 7 years ago
Snowone
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In a science-y way 5 comments
thecompleteturd · 7 years ago
Yeah that's why the spiders there. to scare you into thinking a spider is on your screen.
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What a sweet way to remember the final moments of a lost loved one! 17 comments
thecompleteturd · 7 years ago
THEY HAVE JOINED TOGETHER TO FORM ONE INDESTRUCTIBLE FORCE OF LIFE AND DEATH.
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If the moon landing happened today 32 comments
thecompleteturd · 7 years ago
I was really hoping this was a joke
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Glade is canned Ebola!!!!! 7 comments
thecompleteturd · 7 years ago
It looks like ebofo but I'll roll with it
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Why the bad signal? 8 comments
thecompleteturd · 7 years ago
Maybe it's your old as balls phone
The best things start with an s 35 comments
thecompleteturd · 7 years ago
Stabbing
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Americans can't win when it comes to space exploration 16 comments
thecompleteturd · 7 years ago
Well at least we're working on bringing the Internet to space. *shurgs as eagle caws through the black abyss called space*
Only in South Korea : Application rejected because Irish 17 comments
thecompleteturd · 7 years ago
The thing about Asians is theyre typically ignorantly racist. I'm not trying to defend racism I'm just kind of trying to point out a lot of them do this and I think maybe we should try to inform them more....*waits for hatred*
Haha lol. 6 comments
thecompleteturd · 7 years ago
False
"Me"
*sobs quietly in corner*
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Every test I hear them say this 15 comments
thecompleteturd · 7 years ago
Does acknowledging hard work make me a turd?
Every test I hear them say this 15 comments
thecompleteturd · 7 years ago
IM SORRY DO YOU REALIZE HOW MUCH PRESSURE IS ON US. WE HAVE TO TRY TO MAINTAIN THAT FUCKING A SO EXCUSE ME FOR FREAKING OUT IF ONE F BRINGS MY WHOLE GRADE DOWN BY 80% AND MAKES ALL OUR HARD WORK NOTHING.
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That look 10 comments
thecompleteturd · 7 years ago
God fucking damn it George. What the actual fuck?
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"highlight" of the day 12 comments
thecompleteturd · 7 years ago
...sponsor me...
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It makes me proud 12 comments
thecompleteturd · 7 years ago
I'm laughing too hard at the fact Australia's photo is just a kangaroo
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We went through a lot 16 comments
thecompleteturd · 7 years ago
There were plenty of non-cordless Non-wireless generations...
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19 year old German bikini competitor Sophia Thiel killed it in 2 years 29 comments
thecompleteturd · 7 years ago
Thank you norwegiangirl
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Miniatures done to scale 6 comments
thecompleteturd · 7 years ago
Wow. I can't believe someone made such a tiny but realistic man working on a coin. Amazing
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Women literally bleed from their g*nitals once a month, yet guys are manlier. 14 comments
thecompleteturd · 7 years ago
My periods are 8-10 days long...
The best ventriloquist you'll ever see 4 comments
thecompleteturd · 7 years ago
With fucking tits it's sinister XD
This is what $40m in seized cash looks like 12 comments
thecompleteturd · 7 years ago
I CANT BELIEVE THAT LAMP WAS WORTH THAT MUCH
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Amazing Virtual Barber Shop(Use headphones/earphones) 9 comments
thecompleteturd · 7 years ago
I cringed so hard XD
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Disturb 8 comments
thecompleteturd · 7 years ago
The thing is I'd do this and have no regrets
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I don't remember being that good at 7th grade 13 comments
thecompleteturd · 7 years ago
I'm in 8th grade and I only look like a taller thinner version of my second grade self what
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