THEcompleteturd

thecompleteturd


I am a turd and that's how I run things.

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thecompleteturd · 10 years ago
It's ok. Your awesomness excuses you.
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maybe 17 comments
thecompleteturd · 10 years ago
Can somebody explain this? I don't understand...
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Kitten and mother cat love 8 comments
thecompleteturd · 10 years ago
Stop fucking around my little ball of love - Mother Cat
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American school system 4 comments
thecompleteturd · 10 years ago
Whys you make it that way then jesus?
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Is this true, Canadians? 21 comments
thecompleteturd · 10 years ago
As an American I can say this is legit
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I died 20 comments
thecompleteturd · 10 years ago
Them calves though
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First and only baby 8 comments
thecompleteturd · 10 years ago
I looked too quickly and thought the kitten was a butthole
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Emotionally crushing 12 comments
thecompleteturd · 10 years ago
Wow old post but Mugi was trying to get hit so it would be okay if she Didn't die
Well... Shit 94 comments
thecompleteturd · 10 years ago
"She ignored it." Well fuck.
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Gracefully Blowing in the Wind 4 comments
thecompleteturd · 10 years ago
The wind comes from all the air inside the bag
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A great long-time prank 6 comments
thecompleteturd · 10 years ago
When you put an actual body in the vents it's way better! Their reaction is priceless
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They keep the Plague out... 17 comments
thecompleteturd · 10 years ago
I know there are many bugs. I'm just saying Americans are afraid of pretty much any bug. Up where I live there are a bunch of scorpions and snakes.
They keep the Plague out... 17 comments
thecompleteturd · 10 years ago
To be fair Australia has freaking demon spawns crawling everywhere, Canada has random maple syrup attacks, and us Americans are just scared of everything.
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When some one doesn't want to give you high five 8 comments
thecompleteturd · 10 years ago
But you will..,
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I googled Nicolas cage... never again. 5 comments
thecompleteturd · 10 years ago
I finally remembered I could click hidden pictures AND ITS THIS
Magestic.... 9 comments
thecompleteturd · 10 years ago
There comes a lion
Oh yes, it's a lion
Lion Wow disney, so creative
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I'd kill to see their faces 7 comments
thecompleteturd · 10 years ago
I would rig up a projector so it looks like I'm taking your soul
Female captain America looks good 27 comments
thecompleteturd · 10 years ago
True. God dang you're awesome at proving two points at once.
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Female captain America looks good 27 comments
thecompleteturd · 10 years ago
Ok. Then yes it's not practical for this situation but other armor like medieval armor or bulky armor like thor's then it would be appropriate for a female
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Female captain America looks good 27 comments
thecompleteturd · 10 years ago
Did the bullets go through his armor?
Female captain America looks good 27 comments
thecompleteturd · 10 years ago
He can have an open tummy too. I don't judge but men typically burst into events and fight their way through. Women normally weave their way around things. Lots of more movement with females.
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Repainted Frozen Dolls before and after 26 comments
thecompleteturd · 10 years ago
..spell ability. I am so sorry I had to do that.
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Every young man must grow up at some point 13 comments
thecompleteturd · 10 years ago
No we aren't bringing that back
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I wish I could do this to every girl in my school 14 comments
thecompleteturd · 10 years ago
*everything
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