Anna

thedarkknightess


Desperate University student.
How do I solve problems? I create new ones, so that I can forget about older ones.

— Anna Report User
For the kid in all of us 17 comments
thedarkknightess · 8 years ago
I got that! I just wanted to be funny, but here I am laughing alone at my own jokes. As usual. Oh ok you may keep one or two items I'm too depressed to be selfish now.
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For the kid in all of us 17 comments
thedarkknightess · 8 years ago
You mean Eddie? Tennis player? 65, from Brooklyn? Purpose?
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For the kid in all of us 17 comments
thedarkknightess · 8 years ago
Well, I said it first so it's mine now. I'm sorry! I mean, I'm not that sorry. But we can play together and I can bake you delicious pies. Yay, everyone's happy!
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Some things are just not meant to be. Like me and University. Just saying. 5 comments
thedarkknightess · 8 years ago
The only thing predictable about life is its unpredictability. Rémy from Ratatouille has spoken.
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Hopeless case. 9 comments
thedarkknightess · 8 years ago
I know, it's so frustrating! I'm sorry, maybe he just wants to be extra sure about your feelings, but still... Hope someone else that's thrice as fantastic will show up for you.
Hopeless case. 9 comments
thedarkknightess · 8 years ago
I'm sorry! Buuut I guess he is superexcited and didn't expect your YES. I mean, AT ALL. So he's now acting supershy. Tell me more about him, if you like! Same school? Do you have classes together?
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For the kid in all of us 17 comments
thedarkknightess · 8 years ago
Where is this I need this
gross 7 comments
thedarkknightess · 8 years ago
Ok, so I googled it. Limulus polyphemus, from the phylum Arthropoda... that explains a lot,
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gross 7 comments
thedarkknightess · 8 years ago
You sure? But it has a... tail?
Pull up 7 comments
thedarkknightess · 8 years ago
Standing ovation
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Saturday drinking 2 comments
thedarkknightess · 8 years ago
Like: "you're amateur, I'm pro"
Oh my 5 comments
thedarkknightess · 8 years ago
I printed this pic and hung it in my room, it makes me feel happy and God knows I need happiness in my life, thanks @fdiupos
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A child of God 4 comments
thedarkknightess · 8 years ago
God bless
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Drawing Skill over 9000 4 comments
thedarkknightess · 8 years ago
I'm sure they can paint AND teach. Where is my life going, I can't even draw straight lines
Why is he so cute? 8 comments
thedarkknightess · 8 years ago
Someone who will ruin your life. Any resemblance to real events and/or to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.
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She didn't quite grasp the concept of her kennel 3 comments
thedarkknightess · 8 years ago
My dog does this ALL the time! He'd rather stand in pouring rain than take shelter in there! He's claustrophobic, I reckon. But he's also fantastic so who cares
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Stock photos are funny 6 comments
thedarkknightess · 8 years ago
Golden.
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Such an ungrateful twat. 4 comments
thedarkknightess · 8 years ago
I could never let you help! But I acknowledge that you are an impressive specimen
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Which band could they be... 4 comments
thedarkknightess · 8 years ago
CAN YOU EVEN IMAGINE
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Previously on 3 comments
thedarkknightess · 8 years ago
This is what I call accuracy.
Google uses 2 comments
thedarkknightess · 8 years ago
Or synonyms!
Ouch! Calm down, Bruce! 8 comments
thedarkknightess · 9 years ago
Yes
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Do something about this 5 comments
thedarkknightess · 9 years ago
This dog is precious and caring and nice and patient and
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