OH MY GOD I KNEW IT

Lots of love from your Italian twin. Even though I sound more like a donkey braying.

ALL labs are awesome <3

Ok. Listen up. I'm not very good at pep talk, but I said things I really mean because I like you (I know it doesn't matter since I'm a train wreck, but still) and - from what I can see on here - sooooooo many other people like you! YOU, yuki. So... rejoyce over this well-deserved affection!!! <3
PS: thank you, so kind of you :')

Pas du tout!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Et j'ai la preuve: vous êtes accueillant, décontracté et très sympa, qualités qui vous font un ami phénoménal.
(yuki, I tried my best: I hope the grammar isn't all fucked up)

Ce que vous dites, Monsieur, est manifestement faux!

Sorry to... disappoint you, but the one in Australia is 800m (2600ft) high, while the one in California is more than 1800m (5900ft) high :(

WHAT ON EARTH did I just watch? o.O' WHO ON EARTH directed the dubbing? oh dear I have so many questions

Did you mean: Life

I can't decide if you're all on drugs OR if it's just an inside joke OR a combination of both :D

Made of all the tears I have cried!
PS: that's really amazing ( https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lake_Disappointment )
PPS: btw the mount is in Australia, too! Another one is in California
PPPS: done, thanks <3

O.O

Nice one ^^

I really like your straightforwardness :D

*applauds* I'm learning

I see. Well, working at a hospital is all about shifts and no vacation. I've experienced that - even though I haven't got the same responsibility as a registered physician and this reduces the tension - and I'm not complaining (yet) about it, because that's what I want to do with my life and it makes me happy. What I personally find "hellish" about my University is the ridiculous amount of theory (often useless) we're forced to learn and the pressure you get from professors and colleagues. It's no use if you're great with patients or if you're an artist with needle and thread: if you don't get top marks you're not taken seriously. Which is quite ok, because you must master as many concepts as you can, but you should give practice the same (if not more) importance.

I'd be gold medal and unbeatable world record.

I'm not sure I understand what you mean, smitty. Is it something about the fact that you learn every day of your life?

I just came here for the lolz and I get introspection&feels instead! But you're right :( Anyway, several people told me I'm like a human stove, so you're welcome if you want to try! But remember I have a slight hair-haptophobia, so please don't touch my hair all the time.

It's at my house.

I totally agree!!! Especially on the Daniel Radcliffe part. I think he's a nice actor, but he had nothing to do with Harry Potter. His eyes don't sparkle enough, his hair is wrong, I can't feel he has fire inside. I don't know.