SOMETHING JUST FELL IN MY KITCHEN AND NO ONE ELSE IS IN THE HOUSE. I THINK THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENS.

Wait, is that Georgia? I went to the same school with that exact playground. No joke. Eastside Christian School?

Grand Theft Doggo: Corgi Strikes Back

I've had the same problem, it seems evolution has taken the wrong track when it comes to mutated animals. I have identified it though, Archilochus ferus caballus. For some reason, the National Birdwatchers Association is not returning my calls and emails about the new species.

So, imagine a world where your mom could fly? (Sorry, I had to.)

My first name is one of these. I'll leave it up to you to figure it out.

Name them all memes.

Yes you can.
Because he doesn't exist lol.

No, Russia's gonna shoot it down cuz they thought it was a "spy aircraft"

Kuzco's look is priceless.
But Pacho's posture is just right.
(I know my memes)

Nah man, I'd take one lmao.

I tried this. It worked.

This is disturbingly accurate....... (I'm a gemini)