This is what a real playground looks like. f*ck rounded plastic

I didn't realize people were so passionate about playgrounds
#woodenplaygroundsmatter

Things are heating up in the playground fandom

Bro is this Albany?

This looks like the one I played at near the lake I used to ski on. Took my niece there and she loved it. It has some really cool things to play on and use.

Wait, is that Georgia? I went to the same school with that exact playground. No joke. Eastside Christian School?

Real playgrounds have splinters.

Is this in Dallas ? This LITERALLY looks at the park I have gone to since I was little

"Real Playgrounds"? Are we really starting an "#organic uwu vegan love<3" playground movement? Fuck this shit, I don't like ass splinters.

What you need is a metal slide 3 stories tall that gets about a thousand degrees Kelvin in the sun and that causes so much friction when you try to slide down on any bare skin you do this jerky hop thing on your butt the whole way down.

Every city has this goddamn playground. The city I grew up in called it "The playground of dreams."

Every single one I went to was shut down because some mom let her kid shit in it. Last one I went to i watched a woman encourage her kid to "just do it over there, we don't need to go all the way inside" fuck people like that.

We had those, remember the splinters :(