Were the Cubone panels cropped out at some point? I swear I've seen this comic without them.

Dinner for two kids maybe.

Clearly he enjoys the vacuum.

I'm not sure New Year's is overshadowed by Christmas.

"Is this [thing] going to work without internet" should not be something I have to think about when buying something.

I don't like 69 or 420 either, but at least I understand them. I still have no clue what 67's deal is.

Well, don't bake your beans for too long.

Uh... Madoka from Puella Magi: Madoka Magica.

The only way I can see this even being remotely acceptable is A) It’s a list of the most common tip percentages the restaurant gets, or B) It's literally just there to help with math.

I get it. "Corporations bad", but this seems more like the fault of the business that sold the console early, instead of waiting until release day.
Unless this Switch 2 was only a day early at one of those early release events game stores will have.

And it'd always happen right as you clicked it too. So, you would end up clicking on the ad.

I sentence thee to 15 years of snuggles and kisses.

And if you're behind someone who is stopped because they're making sure it is safe to go(awkward placement of the yield sign), don't drive around them and jump the line.

Ducky, quit staring into my soul. What the hell?

Good lord... SOMEBODY has to grow them, Pepsi.

It is. It's Zygarde.

Even if he is assimilating, that isn't really something one should say aloud.

Valentino is a pretty boy.

I'd love if a AA game came out, and a character has a name that absolutely does not fit their profession.

I don't think that'll work if the "compulsive note taker" doesn't actually have OCD. They might just be happy to have a notebook.

"Real lap dogs take ALL the lap."

Houstonians gonna Houston.

Definitely would prefer this over the implication that his legal name is "Mario Mario".

Might as well forgo removing gluten.at that point.