And if you're behind someone who is stopped because they're making sure it is safe to go(awkward placement of the yield sign), don't drive around them and jump the line.

Ducky, quit staring into my soul. What the hell?

Good lord... SOMEBODY has to grow them, Pepsi.

It is. It's Zygarde.

Even if he is assimilating, that isn't really something one should say aloud.

Valentino is a pretty boy.

I'd love if a AA game came out, and a character has a name that absolutely does not fit their profession.

I don't think that'll work if the "compulsive note taker" doesn't actually have OCD. They might just be happy to have a notebook.

"Real lap dogs take ALL the lap."

Houstonians gonna Houston.

Definitely would prefer this over the implication that his legal name is "Mario Mario".

Might as well forgo removing gluten.at that point.

There's either a garage door hidden somewhere, or they assembled it inside the mall, for those who are still wondering.

Is that supposed to be Data from Star Trek?

The fact that this isn't even remotely a misunderstanding or exaggeration.

He's fine with lettuce though, apparently.

If only because you'd be telling the exact same story the fans have already heard, otherwise.

I hope Eric here explained to his daughter why that's bad business practice.

He looks like an indignant toddler.

And then you randomly get attached to one, and use that for the paid account, if you do decide to continue the subscription.

Took me far too long to realize this is not a play truck.

You're happy to come home to a clean house... but at what cost?

You just need to find people who like your brand of weirdness.