Not quite the same, but Megamind.

Yes, but if a woman asks you to not call her that, then you should respect it.

I get it, but you need to encourage a good sleep schedule too, (at least, as best as her extra curricular activities will allow, (note, I'm assuming this was posted pre-pandemic)).
I'm assuming the bed time is like 8-9 'o' clock, so an extra hour or two of reading probably won't be that bad. It's different story if she's staying up all night doing it.

And it hurts like hell too. Whenever it would happen to me, I seriously have to wonder if straight up breaking my ankle would have hurt less.

Tocos are so majestic. I love them so much.

Not ICP, but there is an episode of Diners, Drive Ins, and Dives where Fieri and the Smash Mouth guy are on screen together visiting a restaurant the band guy liked.

Let me guess. She thinks she should be "The most beautiful woman in the world" just because she's black, right?

He said he wasn't going to.

Just play it over a bunch of pillows and cushions if you absolutely must use the app.

The Doctor is in!
On a serious note, that is one patient snake.

We don't deserve Golden Retrievers.
We don't deserve dogs period.
But we certainly don't deserve the sweet furballs that are Goldens.

Winter's nice and all... Until it knocks out your power and water.

And that's an insanely tame goose... Unless it's made of realistic ceramics or something.

Wait, that actually happened? I thought it was made up, and the Indonesian President was being a smartass or something.

Hey now Mama, that's nothing to be ashamed of.

I just wanna slap people who are like this. You know damn well what I mean, so don't be an asshole and make me feel bad for trying to accurately state my feelings.

Down here it's ice, and you know what that advice for ice is?
Don't.

Heh, I live in Texas, and it's currently 14 degrees Fahrenheit.

If it works, then fabulous.

No kidding. I appreciate when a business suffers a disaster, but they try to get back to normal as soon as possible, but any reasonable person will understand and be willing to let them take a day or two to recover.
Yeah I know, there are unreasonable people who don't understand... Those people need a swift kick to the butt.

This drawing seriously looks like a charmander and Dratini had a baby.
(Yes, I know it would actually be a Charmeleon/Charizard and Dragonair/Dragonite, but you know what I mean).

I love how the swordsman is just, "Yeah, she does this, here's extra."