He should run for president...he gets shit done!

How'd you do that? I want to try! Haha

Fucking Channing Tatum man, :p

This happened to me once and I didn't realize who she was until she nervously started talking to me and telling me why she needed to get to the airport on time and what movies she was in...I felt stupid after that...

Guys....maybe it's the telephone marketers and surveyors who are trying to do that...like at the end of the conversation they ask you if you'd like to be a member of the illuminati or the Norwegian mafia or something like that

The look of sadness on the orangutan when the guy walks away...

The fucking ocean of feels just hit me so hard I am crying the saltiness... :'(

Well it didn't work on me because I do have asthma and sometimes I end up saying things in a weird accent that makes me sound like I have a speech impediment... \_['.']_/

Can we just make it a law that all tires have to be like this!!!!

Doctor was that you?

One of my college books this semester was just about yams and the importance of yam growing and how people couldn't marry each other unless the male would give the females dad most of the fucking yams he had

True dat shit!

I want all of these in my house!

Having to partake in life...

Son...it's time to tell you the truth and give you the talk...

Unicorns I love them! Unicorns I love them! Uni-uni-uni-unicorns!

But then that would mean that in mulan, all of them would have had a guy orgy when singing "A girl worth fighting for"?

I'm attracted to skeletons with skin..and blood...and organs...and other various tissues! And with great personalities!!!

Priorities before babies man...priorities

Best concert ever I bet!

Does he gots da booty? He do!

That's my favorite type of unicorn!