High, how are you?

Just imagine a Dorito getting stuck sideways in the skiddlyboop

My mom has the greatest logic, lets clean the whole house before the house cleaners come.

You mean a bus load

A wild Magikarp appears!

The illuminati ain't even trying anymore!

How does he get in the bottom bush? That shit hurts.

I love how the name of the reposter is "chasing what matters" and Mick Jagger proved that

Does anyone know what breed the dog is?

Damn 2,502 is messing with my OCD. Why can't it weigh 2,500 lbs!?

The Jeep is all like "oooh I wanna join"

What movie is the girl from?

I scrolled too fast past this and thought it said Meth, the pic kinda fits with Meth though

Look up Mehmet Ozyurek, his nose is literally Nigel Thornberry

Well the boys dad is paying 400,000 dollars a year for hid rehab

The nails are tiny cause he has got a tiny hammer ;)

No, you are never there for me. You liar!

"smelled like burning legos" I like this kid already hahaha

And is the asshole guest that keeps down voting every comment

I remember doing something like this years ago on a main road by my house, except it involved a 2.5 foot high wall of snow by 3 feet of snow and then around 5 gallons of water that got poured on the snow and froze. Took around 2.5 hours for a plow to break it apart hahaha

I love your username @ jizzinmypants

Must get! :D

Im pretty sure that if you inject 3 marijuana's your going to die.

I hate Asians, I have no reason to at all though. And am by no means a racist. Does any one else have anger or any type of anger like feeling to any other race in this world but don't know why?

I have had such an insanely huge crush on my friend for the last 4 years that it hurts to just think about her. I have told her how I felt about her and she acts like she is interested in me but never wants to go on a date. Its almost like I'm stuck on her and only her, I just can't date someone else without thinking about her. It sucks