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This happened after super tuesday 9 comments
thegrumpus · 8 years ago
English get hard sometime
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I like this story 14 comments
thegrumpus · 8 years ago
Sure...that happened...
Timothy Ray Brown. The first and only person in the world to ever be cured of HIV 15 comments
thegrumpus · 8 years ago
He probably has cancer now.
We really don't care about the cups 13 comments
thegrumpus · 9 years ago
We didn't care a few weeks ago. Now we've forgotten. Thanks for staying up to date.
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One million kids praying for world peace at a temple in Thailand 6 comments
thegrumpus · 9 years ago
One of them farted and that's why it didn't work.
Sky tadpoles 4 comments
thegrumpus · 9 years ago
Sky sperm.
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I'm supposed to live in a shack with Leo Dicaprio and drive a Lamborghini 10 comments
thegrumpus · 9 years ago
Google "mash game" I'm not your Google butler.
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I'm supposed to live in a shack with Leo Dicaprio and drive a Lamborghini 10 comments
thegrumpus · 9 years ago
Math doesn't check out. This is no "6".
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When people sing happy birthday 8 comments
thegrumpus · 9 years ago
I conduct the orchestra, I always build to a big finish.
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This does grind my gears 14 comments
thegrumpus · 9 years ago
50k is 40k more than 10k.
It's math.
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This is just cruel. 7 comments
thegrumpus · 9 years ago
Repost from Reddit. They got to the bottom of it. The "upside down" one is actually just bent.
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Thanks for cheering me up while im recovering FS (: 22 comments
thegrumpus · 9 years ago
Walk it off!
Life tip #3 11 comments
thegrumpus · 9 years ago
If you had anxiety and went to a licensed counselor they'd recommend you confront your fears and... Man up and buy whatever you want!
Life tip #3 11 comments
thegrumpus · 9 years ago
Just man up and buy what you want. Life pro tip: Store clerks don't care what you buy, they are just waiting til 5.
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The new Steve Irwin 19 comments
thegrumpus · 9 years ago
You should have to buy a child size coffin before you let your kid try this. Idiocy.
Secondary characters 19 comments
thegrumpus · 9 years ago
That's a life rule. Go dance in a fountain people or be supporting cast your whole life.
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Secondary characters 19 comments
thegrumpus · 9 years ago
Word. If you dance in the fountain you a main character.
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That moment when you realize you are paranoid 76 comments
thegrumpus · 9 years ago
So you're set off by your own posts?
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That moment when you realize you are paranoid 76 comments
thegrumpus · 9 years ago
Wow you really know me. And using "fag" as an insult tells me all I need to I need about you. Go back to the hole you crawled out of and cringe to death of shame.
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That moment when you realize you are paranoid 76 comments
thegrumpus · 9 years ago
We got a badass neck beard over here.
Business hours 6 comments
thegrumpus · 9 years ago
That's exactly what they had professionally printed on their door. Tightasses unite!
Revenge is dish 7 comments
thegrumpus · 9 years ago
*Squeezes the booty*
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most honest thing i've heard so far 10 comments
thegrumpus · 9 years ago
Childhood = Batman
Teen who knows it all = Joker
Adult = Back to Batman!
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Business hours 6 comments
thegrumpus · 9 years ago
Ok this comment is a perfect case in point. A ridiculous lazy joke about having a hangover may get a "brokeass college student" to walk in but paying customers won't put up with this crap.