5 & 3/4 pages... That'll roll.

This is missing a word or something.

Sitting at tables with drinks? That's not the Oscars, it's the Golden Globes fool!

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This never happened in the original books.

In America, it's considered rude to cram pasta in you booty and then spit chocolate pudding out of your mouth shouting, "Opposite day!" (ACCORDING TO MY MOTHER IN LAW!!!)

When your 80 condoms won't feed you... Unless you like used jizz.

You heard wrong. I like fjords.

Man hands

If he puts it in her inside will implode?

This is against the law. Lets hunt them down and make them our slaves!!

I know it's supposed to be "meta" but it usually seems more racist.

I don't care this product is pointless... That thumbs up is cute!

I wish people would repost this ten more times in ten more slight variations.

You gotta lock that down. <--- Arrested Development

I suspect the teachers are vampires.

Somebody go roll a shot put.

Or teach that cheating is just lateral problem solving and not to get caught. When school is over at age 18-22 that skill will be valuable and no longer amoral... If it ever was.

Who dat?

Nope.

Do we have re-imagine the princesses every 5 minutes? Hipster, steam punk, realistic, college aged... Gender swap... Enough already.