theincredibleme

theincredibleme


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The official face of "I have no life" 5 comments
theincredibleme · 7 years ago
I've forgotten what the sun feels like.
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Trick to sound smart when you're dumb 10 comments
theincredibleme · 7 years ago
¿Como se dice "shake and bake" en espanol?
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*clap clap clap clap* 13 comments
theincredibleme · 7 years ago
We were on....a break..
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“I think broke people call this…fun?” 4 comments
theincredibleme · 7 years ago
Look, Simba. Everything the light touches is our kingdom. A king's time as ruler rises and falls like the sun. One day, Simba, the sun will set on my time here, and will rise with you as the new king
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Idc what anyone says, Despacito is my SH!T 3 comments
theincredibleme · 7 years ago
A mullato
An albino
A mosquito
My libido
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"My spiritual pain is unbearable" 10 comments
theincredibleme · 7 years ago
AK-47, the very best there is. When you absolutely, positively, got to kill every motherfucker in the room; accept no substitutes.
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Mark Zuckerberg may not be human 2 comments
theincredibleme · 7 years ago
Ozzie Graham is on to you!
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It all makes sense now. 10 comments
theincredibleme · 7 years ago
So does my junk!
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Funny how the world works like this 5 comments
theincredibleme · 7 years ago
Just change the name to "when deez burgers"
Dolphins 7 comments
theincredibleme · 7 years ago
So long and thanks for all the ass
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11 Of Twitter's Best Reactions To Toys R Us' Bankruptcy 6 comments
theincredibleme · 7 years ago
Hire lance reddick....
Toys r me
Makes you look cute though 1 comments
theincredibleme · 7 years ago
...ten minutes earlier....
"He's so handsome!"
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You did this to yourself 9 comments
theincredibleme · 7 years ago
My grandma has a similar tat about Nixon
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Stay Trill 24 comments
theincredibleme · 7 years ago
That's how @buttscarleton got the nickname "Master Blaster"
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Globalization is beautiful 4 comments
theincredibleme · 7 years ago
Maybe they are quality assurance just checking out the merchandise.
Boneless couch 4 comments
theincredibleme · 7 years ago
Elephant poop $149
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All pugs should wear suits 4 comments
theincredibleme · 7 years ago
Frank?
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Trick to sound smart when you're dumb 10 comments
theincredibleme · 7 years ago
You mean contagious. Highly aggressive and contagious.
Catholic grandma 14 comments
theincredibleme · 7 years ago
I've got my "buddy Christ" but i want the Jesus in a tuxedo t-shirt because it says I’m formal but I’m here to party
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Are you okay? 9 comments
theincredibleme · 7 years ago
Someone told him that he looked like M.J. once and then he made it a lifestyle.
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Keep 'em guessing. 6 comments
theincredibleme · 7 years ago
I'm gonna be a chair wrangler!
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Move over RBF, here comes the RASKF. 2 comments
theincredibleme · 7 years ago
"What do you mean Hawkeye doesn't save the day? Don't tell me it's Iron Ma-"
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Reality of Life 7 comments
theincredibleme · 7 years ago
So reality is that when a crazy ass mobster makes you dig your own grave you can make a staircase to get out.
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Unlock the door 3 comments
theincredibleme · 7 years ago
But the brick that fits is all the way back at the start of your adventure.
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