I honestly can't believe people are impressed by this. Light sources don't have a shadow, especially ones that aren't even a solid matter

I can't be the only one here who thinks it's a little degrading to assume from birth that a girl will have to rely on the men in her life to protect her

I think this is supposed to be cute, but mixing someone's remains with explosives, lighting them on fire, and shooting them up into the sky sounds more like a satanic ritial than a charming way to honor a loved one

He's like the Scooby Doo of his own series, it's named after him, but that shit should be called Velma

Not wanting to get discriminated against because of your vagina is a little different than committing genocide

So the ideal iPhone is actually a samsung. Think about it, dual cables, built in cases (on the active, anyway) and Google maps.

This is a great idea, but it's sad we need this. It's more important to teach men not to rape than to teach women how not to be raped. Because what you're saying is basically "make sure he rapes the other girl". There's always gonna be someone else less sober, walking in a sketchier part of town, and she deserves to be just as safe as me.

If I see another "men's rights activism" post I'll fucking scream. I'm sorry you feel like you're being oppressed when another group gets the same rights you've always had, but that's not how it works. Sure, there are double standards against men, but not nearly as many as there are against women. When women are assertive, we're bitches, when men are, they're bosses. When a woman sleeps with a lot of guys, she's a slut, when a man does it, he's a player.

You're addictive to the game?

As a feminist myself, I'm not saying any of that "never hit a woman" bullshit. You can punch a woman for in any situation where it would be appropriate to punch a man, which would be if they were posing and threat to the safety of you or those around you. But regardless of their gender, it's unacceptable for you to knock someone out because they were annoying you. If you want extremist feminists to stop stereotyping men as stupid, belligerent macho assholes, you should stop acting like one.

I respect the wisdom of our founding fathers, don't get me wrong, but they had no idea what challenges modern society would face. You can't apply things said by guys who didn't know what a fucking germ was to all aspects of modern life.

Ladies, ladies. I've found the ultimate reason for this generation to get over pluto: Bill Nye says it's not a planet. Top that.

Unpopular opinion time: I honestly don't care about government wire tapping, it's not like they give a shit about what you're saying unless you're planning a terrorist attack. Plus, this had already been going on for 10+ years, and ordinary citizens haven't suffered at all. It's like having a huge spider dangling above your head, just out of sight. It's not hurting you, and you only get freaked out when you can see it. But it could have been there for hours with out you noticing, and you wouldn't have suffered in the slightest. It's classic American ego to assume that legislation is passed specifically to screw you over.

Well shit. My favorites are moriarty and the joker... guess I'll be back on funsubstance after my stint in the asylum

TOO SOON BRO, TOO SOON

And yet none of them said "men are undeserving of human rights"

Penn Jillette is an enormous douchenozzle, but in this case he makes a a good point

Nobody fucks with drag Queens. They are the definition of bad bitches.

Omg he came to my school it was great

Moriarty and the Joker. Shit.

Edison's second wife was SIXTEEN. Consider that.

This is the best hiatus-born creation I've ever seen

johnny depp got hotter and mark hamill evolved into a potato