HELICOPTER! HELICOPTER! HEY, HEY, HEY!

I would pay 15 bucks for that add-on.

Actors are like onions!

I think this one sums it up better than the others that have been posted in the past.

Keep pushing yourself then. Higher degree? Different but related field? Challenges certainly keep life interesting and in my experience more fulfilling. Don't play down your accomplishments too much though!

Glad to know I'm not alone in this.

It floats. I'm guessing it has something to do with air trapped in the urethra, hence the various outcomes.

I just came

I'd be the guy that stood up when she was on me. Water is fun!

Sooo aggravating. Just enjoy the here and now. How often have you actually looked back at those awful videos you take of everything?

Who the hell wears a t-shirt to a presidential dinner?

I also eat this way HOWEVER, whenever I'm doing it, I fear I might die mid-meal never having eaten that last bit of heaven.

"Play it cool...no-one saw. You are still the alpha."

Classic indeed.

Where do I apply?

Modesty would appear to be a talent these days.

R'SSIA!

Whoever got this was either a badass or already dead.

People are going to walk over him his whole life if he keeps that up. Edit: Was going for a pun with that one, relax people.

haha He just turns around and cowers towards the end. Probably soiling himself thinking what he thinks are his last thoughts.

GOOO!

Thanks a lot OSHA! You took my chance of ball-glory!

I take pride in my proper texting etiquette. - Sent from an old-timey telegraph

What's the going rate for a mailbox like that?