Boss, I hab a cancer.

So basically he didnt actually invent anything. Also there are a lot of pollutants in the air in most cities, so that system wouldnt create drinkable water everywhere.

Pen v Mimms

Theres nothing "workout smootie" about that. Thats like 400 calories of pure simple sugar(100g). Gonna have to immediately start running 3 miles to keep it from turning into fat.

I can assure you the + C is very important

Ansem the Wise

Cute little Vizsla

Considering most of them dont get absorbed by your intestines, I'm not sure you want to inject those ingredients into your blood stream.

Dont ignore them as they could get more expensive if you dont do anything

Dynamic Programing

California is just barely got out of 49th. Its definetly not a southern thing

The government is not gonna baby your finicial decisions. You could potential make thousands of dollars off a loan if you know how invest, or you could go into debt. In the case of college, you're investing in yourself, and if you were a bad investment then thats your problem. Drinking, on the other hand, is guaranteed to ruin your brain chemistry permanently if you get drunk before your brains had a chance to develope. tl;dr the government is there to prevent you from hurting yourself and others, not to stop you from making bad decisions.

Mans done iron mans. marathon is nothing in comparison

For people that don't know, Morgan Freeman worked his ass off to get where he is. The guys talked about taking the bus hours a day for work and working 10+ hours a day. He litterally came from nothing and had significantly less than the average American. He didnt get "a lucky break" either he did alot small stuff to make it. His argument is that sure it harder for some people to do things, but its possible if you work your ass off.

Despite whether or not you agreee with the sentiments behind nationalism, this statement makes sense. Its basically states that regardless of where you are in the world, you want your country to operate more on a domestic level(ie tighter border, more local jobs). Ofc there are always arguments about racism etc, but the argument makes sense. The person below is making a false equivalency.

Im surprised at the number of uneducated people in the comments talking about nuclear power. It's very clear you have no idea what you're talking about. Its like you watched a John Oliver vid or some shit.

I mean I like the guy, but who cares about a bunch of millionaires patting each other on the back. People often through arround the term "deserve an oscar", as if the money thr get from the film isnt enough.

How to advertize that you're a web dev pleb. Could have put "header file" instead.

Ah yes, the white girl diet.

Its 2 dollars a pound for chicken in the US. This post is fake af.

A weapon to surpass Metal Gear.

Nice piece of fiction. Would be more believable if it accounted for the 150 year adolescent period of Sequoyahs. They spend they're entire first century being shorter than 50 ft.