Pls don't start this

No no no, not you sparkles

I don't see a guest here...

You don't even look old enough to drink.

WHAT. THE. ACTUAL. FUCK?! WHY THE FUCK IS THIS EVEN RELEVANT AGAIN?! I ALREADY STATED WHY THE HELL THIS BITCH OF A PRODUCT SHOULD NOT OR EVER BE SOLD! THE AMOUNT OF PERFECT SOFT CREAMNESS IS ALREADY CORRECTLY PROPORTIONED TO THE 2 CHOCOLATE ENDS. THIS ISNT GOING TO BE SOLD BECAUSE ONCE PEOPLE COME TO THEIR SENSES AND REALIZE HOW FUCKING STUPID THIS IS IT WILL STOP SELLING! BUT FOR THOSE OF YOU FCKING BUYING OR CONDONING THIS PRODUCT AHOULD GO JUMP IN A BAG OF LEGOS, A FIRE PIT, OR A JUSTIN BEIBER CONCERT. I CANT BELIEVE THE PERFECTION OF OREOS IS BEIN TAUNTED BY THESE STUPID FUCKING FAKE ASS OREO PRODUCTS! I BUY OREOS TO EAT A SANDWICH OF CHOCOLATE AND CREAM! NOT TO EAT TEM LIKE MOTHER FUCKING CHIPS AND DIP! FUCKING INTERNET AND THEIR STUPID IDEAS