At least someone is getting laid 17 comments
theodorerex
· 9 years ago
One time I was piss drunk at a bar and this very large obnoxious woman kept insulting me and telling me I had to buy her drinks. I said no and please leave me alone around 10 times... On the 11th I started making whale noises, in hopes that she was fluent, she was not, and I got forcibly removed from the bar haha.
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Can't Understand Your Language 24 comments
theodorerex
· 9 years ago
Have you ever heard a successful working professional use AAVE? It's uneducated and sloppy. You're a douche.
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Can't Understand Your Language 24 comments
Why wouldn't they want Slytherin?? 16 comments
Yep. 19 comments
A solar system tattoo 13 comments
theodorerex
· 9 years ago
When my sister told my dad about her tattoo, she asked if he'd ever get one. His verbatim response: "you don't put a bumper sticker on a Bentley."
Can't deny that 16 comments
theodorerex
· 9 years ago
Just saying, Daniel Tosh has created a screen persona to get over his anxiety and nervousness. And when I was in grade school, my parents got me glasses because I was socially anxious to the point of mutism, and they told me when I put them on I became super-Cole, and he had nothing to fear... No joke I still don't really need glasses, but I wear them whenever I'm particularly nervous.
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The new Steve Irwin 19 comments
theodorerex
· 9 years ago
This is awesome, but I'm scared of alligators... And reptiles in general... And amphibians, fish, aquatic mammals, birds, insects, heights, tight clothing, commitment, drowning...
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Why wouldn't they want Slytherin?? 16 comments
theodorerex
· 9 years ago
Sorting hat song: 1991 "or perhaps in slytherin you'll make your real friends, those cunning folks use any means to achieve their ends.
1994: "and power-hungry slytherin loved those of great ambition."
That basically describes me... That and I look damn good in green.
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1994: "and power-hungry slytherin loved those of great ambition."
That basically describes me... That and I look damn good in green.
Never 17 comments
theodorerex
· 9 years ago
Just curious, would you tell the family of a myrder victim that it's in the past and that it can't be changed? And to be honest, I'm not going to take instruction from some inconsiderate jerk on the Internet.
I can enjoy humor as much as the next person, but I prefer it to be in hypotheticals and not deal with loss of life, especially one as destructive as the attacks on 9/11.
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I can enjoy humor as much as the next person, but I prefer it to be in hypotheticals and not deal with loss of life, especially one as destructive as the attacks on 9/11.
When a girl tells me I'm sexist because I won't buy her a drink 12 comments
theodorerex
· 9 years ago
Has happened to me on multiple occasions. Have also been called racist when I refused to buy a girl a drink.
Never 17 comments
theodorerex
· 9 years ago
You're right, you do sound inconsiderate. I've never said a bad word about adoption because I was orphaned in the 4th grade, and because I'm not a shitty person. This post is about me more than most. This post is tasteless, just like its tasteless to make jokes about nazi death camps, Pearl Harbor or anything else.
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Bill Nye is officially my hero (warning foul language) 18 comments
theodorerex
· 9 years ago
Funny, I feel the same way about pretty much every liberal's stance on economic issues.
Never 17 comments
theodorerex
· 9 years ago
Both of my parents worked at Cantor Fitzgerald on the 105th floor of tower 1. Both of them, along with 656 other people from that company alone lost their lives one day. Excuse people for being the fun police when this day is still burned into their memory as if it happened yesterday you inconsiderate prick.
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Ocd people: Steady breathing 11 comments
theodorerex
· 9 years ago
It's an incorrect way of saying it, grammar does play a part. It's worth discussion because I have OCD and I go to support groups for people living with OCD and literally all of us get pissed off when people who are only a bit particular walk around saying "i'm ocd" ... Do people joke about having depression? schizophrenia? it's the principle behind it.
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"Use Mac" they said... "It will never crash like Window" they said 7 comments
theodorerex
· 9 years ago
Set your Mac up to auto save as frequently as possible, then if this happens, hit command q to quit
Ocd people: Steady breathing 11 comments
theodorerex
· 9 years ago
You can't be a disorder. You can only have a disorder. Saying I'm OCD is the grammatical equivalent of I am Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, which is not true. Saying I have OCD is the grammatical equivalent of I have Obsessive Compulsive Disorder.
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What happened to air travel? 11 comments
It suddenly hit me as I was scrolling through my Facebook feed 4 comments
theodorerex
· 9 years ago
Sweeping generalization... I know plenty of successful people that scroll through instagram.
Ocd people: Steady breathing 11 comments
theodorerex
· 9 years ago
There are no OCD people. There are only people with OCD. Not only is it grammatically incorrect to say Obsessive Compulsive Disorder people, instead of persons with Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, it's also a really douchey move that marginalizes people that struggle with OCD.
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Some men just want to watch the world burn 19 comments
When a girl tells me I'm sexist because I won't buy her a drink 12 comments
theodorerex
· 9 years ago
Buy her the drink on the stipulation that she leaves immediately after receiving it.
When you remember an exam you didn't study for right before class. 4 comments
theodorerex
· 9 years ago
Baring extreme circumstances, if you forget a test you deserve a bad grade.
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