The global economy isn’t in danger...

I call the beer cart girl “beer bae”

When people ask me to I literally just say no. I’m 27 and have never held a baby. They’re sticky and throw up a lot and I’m not about that life.

Doin me a heckin fascinate

Wow, uh, @umar79. take your ass backward thinking and get educated. 1. You can't product shit based on past behavior. 2. Robert Kardashian brought the name into prominence when he defended O.J. 3. Did Bezos struggle? How about Gates? How about Zuckerberg, Musk or Wozniak? Sounds like you don't know shit and you need to keep quiet. I'm not even berating J.K. but people like you literally stop rich people from helping causes because "they didn't earn it" or "they were wrongfully won gains". Literally GTFO YOU TROLL.
Love, a man not hiding behind his account.

That's not how math works. That's not how any of this works.

It's really not that hard.

The only safe spaces that matter!

Artificial insemination.

Me whenever people want to talk about economics! Which thankfully is happening more often!

Unless, you know, your child goes to college early, goes to college late, or doesn't attend college at all.

When my sister revealed to my dad that she got some tattoos she asked why he had never gotten one. He said "you don't put a bumper sticker on a Bentley" and walked away.

Is it though? Is this really evidence of American arrogance or something? It's called a world championship because the best players of the sport in the entire world play in the NFL, so it stands to reason that the best team of the best players of the sport in the entire world would be deemed the world champions. This is similarly why the MLB calls it's championship the World Series, because the best baseball players on the planet play in America.

I laughed out loud for a good 20 seconds when I got to the end of this!

See, it's funny because the wage gap, as understood by the general population, doesn't exist.