I see disturbing things in your future... 9 comments
theoneaboveall
· 10 years ago
I think that meme is hilarious at first I did have my doubts 'bout it being funny but turned out nicely. Also i'm guessing is because the way the meme works like "Such cool. So nice." Guess it's because of grammar nazis
I see disturbing things in your future... 9 comments
The mysterious land whale 6 comments
Disney cameos 22 comments
People die when they're killed 11 comments
theoneaboveall
· 10 years ago
Fuck it's 2 a.m. and I need to go to church in the morning. Fun fact: Did you know it's impossible to die 10 seconds ago.
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*abducts your entire family* HINT HINT 8 comments
theoneaboveall
· 10 years ago
*Disembodied the family every 10 minutes and chewed their bones* HINT MOTHERFUCKING BITCHASS HINT
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Yes please 8 comments
People die when they're killed 11 comments
People die when they're killed 11 comments
theoneaboveall
· 10 years ago
I know man, life's greatest mystery has finally been solved. Apparently when you shoot people they don't respawn.
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Tumblr: an accurate summation 10 comments
Mmmmmm 9 comments
theoneaboveall
· 10 years ago
We just need the ice creams to start moaning every time we lick them and we'll be set.
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ALL NIGHT LONG !! 20 comments
No one will ever use this wifi 5 comments
theoneaboveall
· 10 years ago
I wonder how many people will check the comment section to see if there's an answer.
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i think this explains lot things 4 comments
theoneaboveall
· 10 years ago
Funny thing is the sperm help each other out and try to make the layer weaker so that the last one can penetrate it.
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Game logic about walls 15 comments
theoneaboveall
· 10 years ago
I am stunned that my own thoughts got the best of me, thinking a simple pebble that lays in the bottom of a pond can speak, but this pebble is different from others, this pebble may not be the biggest,baddest or even the most prettiest but I see something beautiful in it. I shall grant thy pebble life and turn it into a human being so that it can blossom and be diverse and interact with the other mortals. But, when you Pebble the human is about to reach the end of the line you mustn't grieve that you couldn't do anything else for when you die you will come to the Heaven's and we both shall rejoice and you will be able to do whatever you please and you shall not fear Death again and there won't be anymore pain nor suffering. For now blossom my child and stand tall to the world.
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Game logic about walls 15 comments
theoneaboveall
· 10 years ago
Silence you fool! Do you not realize that I, TheOneAboveAll Supreme Ruler of The Universe can't be hurt by such a petty arrow?! Yet I get cockblocked by a non animated object. Fuck this.
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Game logic about walls 15 comments
Tables turned 5 comments
theoneaboveall
· 10 years ago
Actually swastika is tilted this is an Asian thing sorry if I sound disrespectful for not knowing I just forgot what it meant.
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Game logic about walls 15 comments
I never understood this episode until i went to Macys 8 comments
theoneaboveall
· 10 years ago
Why the fuck would you post some fake shit on a website that laughs at kittens and is grossed out by spiders?
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Remember to clean out your fridge 22 comments
theoneaboveall
· 10 years ago
Hell no! In my house I ferociously devour and conquer spaghetti with meat. No delicious string nor meat passes by me without being slaughtered inside my carnivorous mouth.
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Can't afford those 20 comments
theoneaboveall
· 10 years ago
Probably the most ghettoest name I have legitimately heard was Airwrecka and Tranquilisha like wtf were the parents recently tranquilized or something?
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