We gave this mug to my uncle for Christmas once. He's a top NASA engineer.

I'm just imaging the dog wearing that blue dress.

"She's a Patty-whacko"

This implies that the big successful companies aren't hiring anyone at all. That's simply not true. Granted, the top cup is getting somewhat bigger, but they work hard for that and it's not a bad thing. There is still plenty of trickle down happening. Not as much as if things weren't being sent out to cheap labor overseas, but there is still trickling. The top 5 companies in the U.S. employ almost 2 million people. That's called trickle-down.

That's crushing.

Nothing better than mixing broken glass into your glitter

Someone has a lot of time on their hands.

Oh my god

This man is my hero

Hey, when you put your melons out on display like that, you're pretty much asking for it.

I'm assuming this only applies to Viking women. Not the countless women that they raped and killed from the towns they plundered.

How did you get a pot to explode with enough force to embed the lid into the ceiling? I couldn't do that if I tried.

I would feel more safe there than anywhere else.

I need to keep this response on the back burner in case I ever wake up from a coma.