It also means I have $0.

Salt, iron crowbar, gasoline, matches, holy water, shotgun loaded with salt... Check.
Show me this painting.

This explains why they're always tailgating people.

ಠ_ಠ

Someone's thirsty

Remember kids. Suicide is never the answer.
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Unless you've murdered 20 million people.

Looks like that piece of cake declared its independence.

I've definitely seen some of these games post on my behalf without my knowledge and on behalf of friends who I know aren't doing it on purpose.

I actually would have preferred cheese sticks...
::hides in corner::

thepacifist has left the library.
thepacifist has been saved.

He almost missed though.

Those are weird tattoos

Not to mention that having the right prescription allows you to see into a sixth dimension and it can get really confusing really fast.

Am I missing something here?

So she's not wearing pants?

Yeah... Don't mess with someone who is literally holding poop in their hands. Not a good idea.

Of these - Chief. No question.

Seriously? I'd be so pissed at her if I were her parents. I just gave you a fucking iPhone. Don't cry you ungrateful snot!
Then I would take it and return it and tell her she isn't getting anything at all because of her response.