Do it!!!! It would be just as much a prank on them as on him.

No, that would be
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I know, right? This brought me so much joy.

Stargate SG-1. The best show ever created. Stop whatever you're doing and go watch it now.

Sorry, but I've had fake meat and real meat and they taste nothing like each other.

I know someone who broke both her legs because she tripped while going down some stairs and protected her baby instead of herself. The baby was perfectly fine. I think human nature is to instinctively protect a baby.

Like I said, more than twice.

One thing I like about Carson is that he said if he were elected, he would get advisors from both sides to resolve issues that he isn't the expert on. For example, he isn't an economist, so he wouldn't try to come up with the answer for the economy. Most other candidates have an answer for everything (and many of them have stupid answers because they don't know what they're talking about). Carson is willing to acknowledge that he isn't an expert and seek advice instead.

Thanks for the warning. If I see them, I'll speed up and try to lose them through the city.

I don't want a politician either. But I don't want it to be trump. He doesn't care about the country. He cares about himself.

Yeah... That's not really how it works.

This is SPARTA!!!!