Bill Gates is the only super rich guy that doesn't deserve what all the other super rich guys deserve. He is the most generous person out there.

But that shouldn't stop you from being fair to the lion.

I worked for a printing company that did a few of those. But not that big, and one was for the University of Maryland sports program. It was a giant picture of one of the football players that was as tall as one of the walls in the football stadium. But I don't think that counts.

I do this with text messages.
::sends text to best friend::
::five minutes pass with no response::
"Oh god she hates me. I pissed her off or did something that made her never want to speak to me again. I don't even know what I did. Dang it. I'm such an idiot."

He would do well on the internets

What kind of monster makes fun of an old man's scars? I'd only be asking for the stories behind them.

The Internet has ruined me. I started this fully expecting it to turn into some "and the worst part is I live in a pineapple under the sea" conversation. It wasn't until he said what his "problem" was before I realized it was a serious post.

If you could get me a bowl of frosted flakes, that wouldn't just be good.
That'd be grrrrrreat!!!

Donald Trump

I want one.

I've done all of these things.