Yeah... I've never understood why people find it so complicated. I figured it out on my own without reading any rules or even what buttons do what.

Six feet

I just don't think highly of their tastes. And considering the population density of different areas of the country, my statement is still valid.

Context menus - those have always been there as long as I've owned an iphone (so at least as far back as the 3Gs). They are merely tweaking what it looks like now. But the functionality isn't changing.
Switching between apps by scrolling to the side - This exists already on the iphone as well. You double tap the home button and you can scroll through every app.
Paying with touch ID - this is just saying you can use it in MORE places. Not that it didn't exist to begin with. I've used this many times before. This is simply a matter of how many stores have bought the equipment necessary. I have yet to ever go to a place where androids can pay and iphones can't.
4k - this is the only legit one listed here.
Flashing selfie screen - just like the android, there are plenty of apps that allow this. I've done it many times before myself. The only difference is that Apple is making it a built-in feature... something the android has failed to do according to this post.

He tried, but he only got half-way there. Come on people! We can do better!

Aircraft catapults exist? Who knew!
But yeah the door is just angry and killing people now.

No you give your money to charity. I'm accepting donations too.

I'm guessing this comment is on the wrong post...?

Mutilate my sausage with your garbage disposal.

coughnerdcough