This makes me uncomfortable 10 comments
Go ahead and kiss 4 comments
thepacifist
· 9 years ago
Hahaha I forgot I set a shortcut in my phone to change "confused" to ٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ so I could easily type that face out.
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Go ahead and kiss 4 comments
thepacifist
· 9 years ago
Was this posted a few days ago or did I see that on Facebook? I get so ٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ sometimes.
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Halloween and Stupid Teachers 40 comments
36 Days!!! 13 comments
This guy died a badass 2 comments
thepacifist
· 9 years ago
"Have you ever killed anyone?"
"Yeah, but they were all bad."
- Arnold Schwarzenegger, True Lies
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"Yeah, but they were all bad."
- Arnold Schwarzenegger, True Lies
The funny thing is it doesn't kill sperm 19 comments
thepacifist
· 9 years ago
My username is your social security number and my password is your phone number.
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(It's not true, but how creepy would it be if it worked)
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(It's not true, but how creepy would it be if it worked)
Let fate do the work 5 comments
thepacifist
· 9 years ago
So long as I can open up the college funds section and use the money to buy beer, I'm good.
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Princess diana & rowan atkinson 5 comments
Colors to represent when the bread was baked 13 comments
thepacifist
· 9 years ago
I don't at all understand what B G R W Y has to do with the days of the week...
Ohhhhh my god I got shivers 43 comments
That would just be cruel 15 comments
thepacifist
· 9 years ago
Guys, I didn't see your comments in time and I did it. I wish I had seen your comments earlier!
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Oh shit! Duck! 7 comments
thepacifist
· 9 years ago
The guy yelled "duck" way too early. This was staged. Someone else had another duck and threw it at the other guy.
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Lolz 7 comments
thepacifist
· 9 years ago
Yeah... Because what you really want is to marry a guy who fell in love with you because you wrote a blog about him.
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Colors to represent when the bread was baked 13 comments
Massive column of water rises from the ocean as an Atomic Bomb detonates at Bikini Atoll 13 comments
thepacifist
· 9 years ago
Funsubstance summarized in a single comment.
Funny thing is though, I've never seen this on here before.
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Funny thing is though, I've never seen this on here before.
Massive column of water rises from the ocean as an Atomic Bomb detonates at Bikini Atoll 13 comments
thepacifist
· 9 years ago
the radiation from this test was how SpongeBob came into existence in the first place.
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Niagara Falls with no water in 1969 10 comments
thepacifist
· 9 years ago
The earth ran out of water that year. That's why America was focusing so hard on getting to the moon all throughout the 60's. We had to take all the water from the moon to replenish our water supply. It was foreseen for about a decade, which caused the rush to get there, and it really came down to the wire. The water ran out in 1969, but that was also the year we made it to the moon. They attached a big hose connecting the moon and the earth, and took every last drop from the moon. That's why the moon is so dry today.
Unfortunately, California is showing signs that this might happen again, and this time we don't have water on the moon to take, so we are going to really have to get creative, otherwise humanity as we know it could be extinct by 2040.
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Unfortunately, California is showing signs that this might happen again, and this time we don't have water on the moon to take, so we are going to really have to get creative, otherwise humanity as we know it could be extinct by 2040.
Hey Republicans, I'll make you a deal 28 comments
thepacifist
· 9 years ago
Bernie Sanders supporters convince me that there are a lot of people who don't understand how the world works. I have less hope for them than I do Trump supporters. Bernie Sanders would make it impossible to survive in this country if he had his way.
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Murica spends most of it's yeas at war 65 comments
thepacifist
· 9 years ago
Oh... That's not what I.... Uh... *awkwardly looks at tylerchu and qngff*
*walks away*
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*walks away*
That said, raising minimum wage to $15 an hour is almost as bad an idea as electing Trump. All it will do is raise prices on everything to the point where you need to make much more than $15/hour to survive.