One of the many reasons I dream of being a billionaire! 8 comments
thepacifist
· 9 years ago
One of the many reasons I dream of being Batman.
Support my kickstarter!
23
Support my kickstarter!
Who the hell was in charge of this monstrosity?! 15 comments
Soda, pop, or coke? 37 comments
thepacifist
· 9 years ago
I say soda unless I'm referring to coke. Coke is coke. When I say coke I mean coke.
But I've never once said, nor ever will say, pop.
6
But I've never once said, nor ever will say, pop.
This guy nailed it 26 comments
When We find liquid water on Mars 4 comments
Lightsaber chopsticks are the best kind of chopsticks 4 comments
thepacifist
· 9 years ago
I went and got cool lightsaber chopsticks a number of years ago. They didn't light up, but they were really cool. Literally within a week these were released.
5
At least you aren't getting murdered 9 comments
thepacifist
· 9 years ago
I used to do this all the time back in high school and college. I would walk for hours just by myself. Good times.
8
Total halloween win 10 comments
I would run 23 comments
thepacifist
· 9 years ago
If you have a 1 year old, you might want to adjust the story a bit. Unless you had a kid over a year after you died.
6
Apple should have this option for Siri 25 comments
thepacifist
· 9 years ago
What do you do if you get sick and lose your voice?
"No Siri. It's me. I promise."
Siri: "You are lying. I'm calling for assistance."
8
"No Siri. It's me. I promise."
Siri: "You are lying. I'm calling for assistance."
It's not her fault she's not into you 24 comments
thepacifist
· 9 years ago
Ok cool. Most people who complain about that are angry their friend wouldn't just be friends. That's what ticks me off. Sometimes that's just not a possibility anymore. Kudos to you for being understanding.
Apple should have this option for Siri 25 comments
thepacifist
· 9 years ago
As everything fades to black, the last thing you hear is Siri's voice...
"I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't let you do that."
14
"I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't let you do that."
It's not her fault she's not into you 24 comments
thepacifist
· 9 years ago
What did you expect? It's not your fault. But it's not his either. If someone falls for someone there isn't anything they can do about it. If you get angry at them because they got hurt, you're just revealing how selfish you are in the first place.
▼
It's not her fault she's not into you 24 comments
LMAO WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD 42 comments
http://www.silverbearcafe.com/private/10.12/images/fat-guy-on-scooter.jpg