thepacifist

thepacifist


— thepacifist Report User
Conan's Celebrity Survey 5 comments
thepacifist · 9 years ago
Oh Tyler... Please go watch MIB and The Fugitive and a dozen other great Tommy Lee Jones movies.
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How to properly outsmart your students 5 comments
thepacifist · 9 years ago
That's a LOT of cheaters.
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Chivalry is not dead 7 comments
thepacifist · 9 years ago
A tip for all the guys - open the car door for her so you can fart while you walk around the car.
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Learn to Be a Lucid Dreamer 17 comments
thepacifist · 9 years ago
What kind of question can you ask yourself that you can answer but you don't already know the answer to?
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Trust me adaptation won't change who you are 17 comments
thepacifist · 9 years ago
So, like, learning English or something?
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This tree grew over a statue, making it look as if there is a green man trapped inside 6 comments
thepacifist · 9 years ago
There should be an episode of Doctor Who where Amy stares at a weeping angel for years until a tree grows over it and traps it there forever.
The Girl Who Waited
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After reading these reviews, I think I should buy this as soon as possible 13 comments
thepacifist · 9 years ago
Seriously. Man could have easily survived without the wheel.
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She's a keeper 23 comments
thepacifist · 9 years ago
Yeah I got an N64 console, 4 controllers, and 5 or 6 games about a year and a half ago for $60. However, some of the really good games are more expensive. Mario Kart 64, for example is more (but so totally worth it)
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Like, b*tch no, you look fantastic 8 comments
thepacifist · 9 years ago
It's hard to win when you're Hitler's pine-nipples.
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Well? Insert title for self. 54 comments
thepacifist · 9 years ago
There seem to be a lot of them on tumblr...
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The feels 9 comments
thepacifist · 9 years ago
::facepalm::
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Goodyear's illuminated tires. Developed in 1961 but never went into production 6 comments
thepacifist · 9 years ago
I'm confused... do you power them by plugging them into your ass?
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Day 347 of your daily dose of cute:To MAKE YouR TitleS GOOD Just be RANDom ïț wøŕķş föř mė 7 comments
thepacifist · 9 years ago
For some reason I read "TitleS" as "tittles"
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Or should I say "thank god"? 32 comments
thepacifist · 9 years ago
um... Clifford. duh.
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Traffic lights: USA vs. Austria 13 comments
thepacifist · 9 years ago
Oh, for some reason earlier it wasn't showing the rest of the gif. It was just showing the solid green on the left and the blinking green on the right. But now that I see the whole thing, I understand and agree. I think it's better as a whole.
Learn to Be a Lucid Dreamer 17 comments
thepacifist · 9 years ago
I'm checking to see if I'm dreaming by trying to post this comment with my mind. We'll see what happens.
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She's a keeper 23 comments
thepacifist · 9 years ago
I would cry tears of pure joy.
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It's not possible 22 comments
thepacifist · 9 years ago
*sits back, rolling eyes, while silently judging all of you*
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Rugged smelling candies 10 comments
thepacifist · 9 years ago
tumblr *would* get angry at this.
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Traffic lights: USA vs. Austria 13 comments
thepacifist · 9 years ago
I don't understand what the blinking does.
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The goblet of fire c*cktail 8 comments
thepacifist · 9 years ago
Thank you. Saving this recipe.
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The only breed of dog to be mentioned by name in the Bible is the greyhound 21 comments
thepacifist · 9 years ago
Fuck? The thread this is.
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