thepacifist

thepacifist


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Happend yesterday in Germany 14 comments
thepacifist · 9 years ago
Yeah... It was a long shot. It's actually from the bloopers at the end when Jackie Chan is trying to say the line about his dad catching a bullet with his bare hands and he can't say the word "caught"
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Happend yesterday in Germany 14 comments
thepacifist · 9 years ago
Cotched*
(hoping someone else knows the Rush Hour reference)
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This rhino is awesome 10 comments
thepacifist · 9 years ago
Fun fact: the rhino accidentally impaled the zebra on its horn and killed it.
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Oh shit 10 comments
thepacifist · 9 years ago
Oh cool. I'd been looking through the books on my shelf.
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Existential crisis kid 10 comments
thepacifist · 9 years ago
I met a guy in San Francisco a week or two ago who is paying $800 a month to sleep on someone else's couch. He doesn't get his own room, he doesn't have free use of the kitchen. He just gets to sleep on their couch and it costs him $800/month. This area is ridiculous.
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Existential crisis kid 10 comments
thepacifist · 9 years ago
That's actually a very standard price in San Francisco.
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Climate Change vs. Lord Voldemort 6 comments
thepacifist · 9 years ago
Voldemort offers more. Vote Voldemort!
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Oh shit 10 comments
thepacifist · 9 years ago
Where can I find these?
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When your lies can't keep up anymore 8 comments
thepacifist · 9 years ago
Not at all
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It's true 8 comments
thepacifist · 9 years ago
It's wonderful the sort of things we can share on the Internet with near complete anonymity.
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*clapclapclap* 27 comments
thepacifist · 9 years ago
I'LL BE THERE FOR YOUUUU
LIKE I'VE BEEN THERE BEFORE
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the kind of flower i want 8 comments
thepacifist · 9 years ago
Oh... now I'm stuck at work with a craving for chocolate ice cream.
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Welcome to the future 24 comments
thepacifist · 9 years ago
Guess I'll be pooping with the door open in the future.
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Across the street likes post it notes 5 comments
thepacifist · 9 years ago
I'm surprised they could read that.
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*clapclapclap* 27 comments
thepacifist · 9 years ago
Your job's a joke
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Jabba the dust 10 comments
thepacifist · 9 years ago
*laughs in Hutt*
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We really don't care about the cups 13 comments
thepacifist · 9 years ago
Tronald Dump?
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Found this on my neighbor's door 7 comments
thepacifist · 9 years ago
I agree with icyquiet. I've literally watched the UPS person pull up outside, write up a note saying they couldn't reach us BEFORE even getting out of the truck, then stick it to our gate and drive off without ever knocking or ringing a doorbell or anything. Then I gotta go all the way to the UPS depot to get my packages that were supposed to deliver directly to my house specifically because I either didn't want to go to the store to get them or they wouldn't fit in my car. It seriously pisses me off.
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*sluuuurp* 7 comments
thepacifist · 9 years ago
"No, dad! I'm just sucking on a noodle!"
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She wants the D 9 comments
thepacifist · 9 years ago
Yeah, they're great and all, but I don't like how only model number 2 can be used for the driver's test.
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Remember this doucebag? His company is losing money 19 comments
thepacifist · 9 years ago
It was $13 to about $750. So, about 57.7x higher.
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Ice Cube Stones - Make your drinks cold without watering it down 29 comments
thepacifist · 9 years ago
You don't throw them into the glass.
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Kiwi for scale 5 comments
thepacifist · 9 years ago
I looked at the picture before reading the text, and I genuinely thought it was a big kiwi and a little kiwi.
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Every freaking time 10 comments
thepacifist · 9 years ago
Yes! It is you! And of course you saw her four times in one day! You probably passed a mirror that many times!
Here is some Sherlock funny. 5 comments
thepacifist · 9 years ago
Rose' lips are red
The Doctor wears blue
He stands on the beach
And says "Rose, I -"
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