thepacifist

thepacifist


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The longest receipt ever 5 comments
thepacifist · 8 years ago
I swear, the fewer items I buy, the longer the receipt I receive.
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What the author meant 19 comments
thepacifist · 8 years ago
Having gone to a private christian school for high school, it was always, "Who do you think the author intended as the Jesus figure in this story?"
Me: "This is The Odyssey! It was written before Jesus was born!!!"
Teacher: *condescending look that says "don't be stupid. there's always a Jesus figure."*
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What the author meant 19 comments
thepacifist · 8 years ago
I want to become a famous author specifically so I can tell English teachers, "No. That's not what that means."
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Berned 41 comments
thepacifist · 8 years ago
We should.
and about 1.6 million of them are mine 11 comments
thepacifist · 8 years ago
Each.
bill nye is a legend 10 comments
thepacifist · 8 years ago
...that's not the real bill nye...
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Berned 41 comments
thepacifist · 8 years ago
If you think Bernie's plan will only increase taxes for the top 10%, you're thoroughly deceived. Bernie even admitted it in an interview. And history in other countries that he says he wants to duplicate shows the same thing.
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Kids In The 1970s 12 comments
thepacifist · 8 years ago
don't ask her. she doesn't know.
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Star Wars Countdown: 11 Days!!!! 8 comments
thepacifist · 8 years ago
And not all stormtroopers were clones by the time of the Empire. Many people enlisted, and I wouldn't be surprised if there was drafting going on too (especially after those rebel terrorists blew up the death star)
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Garlic bread 14 comments
thepacifist · 8 years ago
And yes, you're correct. It's a blessed bullet, not a silver bullet.
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Garlic bread 14 comments
thepacifist · 8 years ago
Well that confirms it.
Vampire!!
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Star Wars Countdown: 11 Days!!!! 8 comments
thepacifist · 8 years ago
I was wondering if people would get pissed off
Garlic bread 14 comments
thepacifist · 8 years ago
If I chop your head off, shoot you with a silver bullet, or stab you in the heart with a wooden stake, will you die?
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Still counts? 11 comments
thepacifist · 8 years ago
How did you even do that?
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Garlic bread 14 comments
thepacifist · 8 years ago
Quick question - does sunlight bother you too?
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Garlic bread 14 comments
thepacifist · 8 years ago
Don't mess with garlic bread. We'll fuck you up.
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Become a legend 11 comments
thepacifist · 8 years ago
No, that's not at all right according to Christianity. Lucifer rebelled against God and wanted the other angels to worship him (lucifer) instead of God. Hell was created as a final punishment for Satan. Satan is not in charge of it. He is only trying to get as many people to end up there as possible because God loves people.
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it was all fine and funny till that part. 8 comments
thepacifist · 9 years ago
( ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)
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you guys ready for finals? 13 comments
thepacifist · 9 years ago
Sure they can. Depends on what percentage of the final grade the final is. I've also had teachers who have said that we can drop one of our test grades, specifically to encourage us to do well throughout the semester so we can skip our final.
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Star Wars Countdown: 12 Days!!! 10 comments
thepacifist · 9 years ago
^ yeah this is one of my favorite Star Wars fan arts.
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I love my life 4 comments
thepacifist · 9 years ago
Yeah, but it's your mom's boob.
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People who mastered the art of "one face" photos 14 comments
thepacifist · 9 years ago
I'm really impressed
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Star Wars Countdown: 13 Days!!! 12 comments
thepacifist · 9 years ago
That's hilarious because I came very close to using this picture instead:
http://oddstuffmagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/Loreal-Funny-Chewbacca.jpg
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I agree with him 4 comments
thepacifist · 9 years ago
Isn't Spider-Man in Civil War?
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This close. 10 comments
thepacifist · 9 years ago
Yesss!!
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