thepacifist

thepacifist


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How to incorporate D&D into your resume 3 comments
thepacifist · 8 years ago
Skills:
*thinks of ring of wishing*
"Writing legal contracts with no loopholes"
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Life Hacks 101 16 comments
thepacifist · 8 years ago
1984 is just scarily becoming true. Shakespeare is really good once you understand it. I performed some of the plays, which I think helped me understand it better.
Too much power 1 comments
thepacifist · 8 years ago
Whosoever holds this shovel, if he be worthy, shall possess the power of Thor.
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Murica' 11 comments
thepacifist · 8 years ago
Interesting. I'm interested to try it.
Murica' 11 comments
thepacifist · 8 years ago
What is vegemite?
Seriously guys 4 comments
thepacifist · 8 years ago
Now you can prove to everyone that you were there.
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This cat sleeps like this 5 comments
thepacifist · 8 years ago
That's what morning wood feels like
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Wall book clock! 2 comments
thepacifist · 8 years ago
Switch out Third Gate for Three by Ted Dekker.
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"You were like a coworker to me Anakin" 3 comments
thepacifist · 8 years ago
Then you *are* lost!
Let's go! 3 comments
thepacifist · 8 years ago
That kid's not going places.
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My face when I mkae a spelling mistake in the title 11 comments
thepacifist · 8 years ago
Wow. On mobile he's even staring directly at that word. Well done.
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Never forget 7 comments
thepacifist · 8 years ago
She was so young.
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When your friend asks for pineapple on their pizza 5 comments
thepacifist · 8 years ago
Pineapple and ham is delicious.
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Hmm 18 comments
thepacifist · 8 years ago
The federal reserve was founded in 1913. But this would probably be true if it had been around and if Lincoln had tried to end it.
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Strong, the family resemblance is 4 comments
thepacifist · 8 years ago
Hot the family is.
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I would too of I had that persons name 122 comments
thepacifist · 8 years ago
Darth Hsoj
Inquiring minds 7 comments
thepacifist · 8 years ago
Whose son is on a bitch?
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They forgot to put the red color in this red dry erase marker 6 comments
thepacifist · 8 years ago
Now it's really a DRY erase marker.
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Kinda true 3 comments
thepacifist · 8 years ago
And a defibrillator is the human version of turning it off and on again.
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loki prank 19 comments
thepacifist · 8 years ago
Itching powder is horrible. It doesn't even come off in the shower. It's the stuff nightmares are made of.
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Love at first sight can be dangerous x 14 comments
thepacifist · 8 years ago
Thanks captain.
This abandoned hospital had a visitor last night 15 comments
thepacifist · 8 years ago
Dammit Harry. You missed a horcrux.
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Love at first sight can be dangerous x 14 comments
thepacifist · 8 years ago
Love the deep, dark waters x 2 comments
thepacifist · 8 years ago
There's always a bigger fish
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