thepacifist

thepacifist


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Joke - The man and the monks 48 comments
thepacifist · 8 years ago
You're fired from monkiness.
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Childhood destroyed 7 comments
thepacifist · 8 years ago
What. Please tell me the text was changed.
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Who's making America great again ? 23 comments
thepacifist · 8 years ago
Obama has set a precedent of bypassing congress so the next president won't need to.
Who's making America great again ? 23 comments
thepacifist · 8 years ago
Neither of those two are, that's for sure.
Rum for your life 2 comments
thepacifist · 8 years ago
I hate it when my friends do that to me.
Joke - The man and the monks 48 comments
thepacifist · 8 years ago
You've counted every blade of grass and every pebble of sand, but you didn't run into the monastery in your travels? Not sure you have actually earned the position.
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love 8 comments
thepacifist · 8 years ago
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Joke - The man and the monks 48 comments
thepacifist · 8 years ago
Sure. Just go to the monastery and find out.
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love 8 comments
thepacifist · 8 years ago
And I'd say it's not. Guess it depends on each person's experience.
love 8 comments
thepacifist · 8 years ago
And then when they do anyway, you'll never do it again.
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The struggle is real 11 comments
thepacifist · 8 years ago
Yours was spam? Wow. They actually gave me 5 million dollars.
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Therapy animals. 8 comments
thepacifist · 8 years ago
Someone get that poor girl out of the vacuum cleaner!
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Oh Kimmy 9 comments
thepacifist · 8 years ago
No, they *say* it was a hydrogen bomb. But every test and sensor says there's no way it could be. Smitty is exaggerating about how small their bombs are, but he isn't far from the truth.
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Just....what? 16 comments
thepacifist · 8 years ago
The real Donald trump has a blue check mark next to his name to confirm its really him. He says plenty of his own stuff to get mad at. No sense in getting angry about the fake stuff.
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My children will never know 12 comments
thepacifist · 8 years ago
"force"
Neil, pls. 12 comments
thepacifist · 8 years ago
BB-8 wasn't a special effect. They actually made him and he didn't slide around.
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What school is this? 24 comments
thepacifist · 8 years ago
The kid just wanted someone to blow his trumpet.
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The force is strong in my family 11 comments
thepacifist · 8 years ago
No it's very clearly stated that she is a force user. She simply never trained.
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How he did not break his legs? 9 comments
thepacifist · 8 years ago
There is a correct way to land from heights that will significantly protect you from injury. If he was too much higher it probably wouldn't have been enough though.
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I once was washing a razor with my bare hands and ended up cutting my thumbs 6 comments
thepacifist · 8 years ago
Last summer I had to go to the 30-something floor of the Trans-Am Pyramid in SF for a job. I checked in with security, they gave me a pass card to use the elevator, and I got on the elevator. Somehow in that short amount of time I forgot about the pass card and stood in the elevator for over five minutes trying to get it to go. I pushed all the buttons. I tried to open the doors but they wouldn't open. I pressed the call button. I waved at the security camera. Then I put my hand in my pocket and felt the key card. I felt pretty stupid.
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I like this story 14 comments
thepacifist · 8 years ago
But it was a rough two hours.
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My children will never know 12 comments
thepacifist · 8 years ago
What. No. Don't do this to me. What's wrong with you!
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Not even mad 2 comments
thepacifist · 8 years ago
Considering that's an old internet joke, I don't believe this.
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Unnecessary sex scenes in movies 13 comments
thepacifist · 8 years ago
Would you rather it be an unrelated super loud and awkward sex scene between *related* characters?
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