thepacifist

thepacifist


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Who would win? 50 comments
thepacifist · 8 years ago
Yeah, but he's smart enough to back up his arguments no matter who he is, and Tennant's sass is just too good to leave out of an argument. And Smith is just... well, I just still haven't gotten over him leaving yet.
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It's true 15 comments
thepacifist · 8 years ago
Yes
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Best chemistry teacher 54 comments
thepacifist · 8 years ago
Rubbing alcohol, yes. You can put it on your hands (70%) and light your hands on fire for a brief few seconds without burning yourself. Just be ready to smother it in your shirt after 5 seconds or so.
Loads of fun!
Also, soak a tennis ball in 90% rubbing alcohol and light it on fire and you can throw it around.
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Can anyone help? 11 comments
thepacifist · 8 years ago
You have to be very careful, but what you do is this:
Set the shells out on the floor by the door and windows. When an intruder comes in, he'll step on the shells, causing a crackling sound that should alert you to the intruder. (If you need a louder noise to alert you, then you're worthless and will probably just die) Once alerted, you need to sneak up on the intruder, hit them over the head with the 9mm wrench, knocking him out. Once he's out, grab your clips and clamp his nose and mouth shut, thereby suffocating him until he dies.
Congratulations, you have now defended your home!
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Who would win? 50 comments
thepacifist · 8 years ago
Well, for starters, get Capaldi out and put Tennant or Smith in.
They wouldn't all have different opinions. It would come down to The Doctor, Sherlock, House, Spock, and Sheldon vs. Cas and Stark and maybe that guy in the middle (not sure who that is supposed to be). Dumbledore would just be trying to unite both groups. The Doctor would occasionally be giving House a dirty look like "I agree with your conclusion, but you don't have to be such an ass about it." Sheldon would just be agreeing with everything The Doctor, Sherlock, and Spock said, without contributing any substance of his own.
At some point, Stark and The Doctor would get in a hilarious sarcasm battle.
Cas would be very distracted by Dumbledore's appearance, trying to figure out if it was normal.
Art 13 comments
thepacifist · 8 years ago
That painting is just white and black.
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Punishment of the Gods. 4 comments
thepacifist · 8 years ago
Or on the hammer
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Dear history channel: 6 comments
thepacifist · 8 years ago
Neil deGrasse Tyson is such a killjoy.
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A man's best friend 11 comments
thepacifist · 8 years ago
The dog isn't clamping down hard. Looks like a black lab, which are bred to carry things in their mouths without puncturing with their teeth. I'm not sure why this person is having his dog carry his arm, but I think it's kind of adorable, as labs and retrievers are the most loving dogs in my opinion.
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Bummer 4 comments
thepacifist · 8 years ago
If Funsubstance would just require everyone to create a user name, then none of us would have to wear pants.
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*backs away slowly* 4 comments
thepacifist · 8 years ago
I'm just picturing him walking toward me with that look on his face while softly and slowly singing M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E seductively.
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The wolf 14 comments
thepacifist · 8 years ago
Yeah, well I don't perform in a circus either, and it's because I have absolutely no talent.
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Sushi Burritos are a thing that exists 8 comments
thepacifist · 8 years ago
They sell them all over the place here in San Francisco, but I haven't yet had one I like. There's something just a little off about them, but I can't put my finger on what it is. I love normal sushi, but the taste of these is different and I don't know why.
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It's true 15 comments
thepacifist · 8 years ago
Yes. Everyone needs to treat everyone else as fellow human beings regardless of race, sex, orientation, religion, disabilities, or anything else. This doesn't mean you give one group preferential treatment, it also doesn't mean you hold one group back. Everyone should have freedom to pursue their dreams, and their results should be based on how hard they work at it, not whether or not they receive help from the government.
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Useful advice from a police officer 32 comments
thepacifist · 8 years ago
If everyone is carrying, people will think twice about openly shooting, and those who do still openly start shooting will be stopped much much faster. This has been proven to be true throughout history. Compare Chicago (strictest gun laws in the nation as well as highest murder rate) to Switzerland (everyone carries a gun and a very very low murder rate), for example. Many other examples exist as well.
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Literally 16 comments
thepacifist · 8 years ago
Oh wow, I just got it.
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Vaping brah 49 comments
thepacifist · 8 years ago
Wow.
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Anddd 24 comments
thepacifist · 8 years ago
So I get to keep my computer and nothing else in my life changes? Sure.
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Snow in backyard. Banana for scale 18 comments
thepacifist · 8 years ago
Well your snow is at least one banana deep.
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Snoop Dogg xD 6 comments
thepacifist · 8 years ago
I'd go from looking fairly normal to having my eyebrows raised really high and my eyes half rolled back into my head as I scoffed at the photographer.
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Useful advice from a police officer 32 comments
thepacifist · 8 years ago
Well then, I guess you're going to die.
Useful advice from a police officer 32 comments
thepacifist · 8 years ago
It's a lot harder to shoot someone who is coming at you than it is to shoot a group of people trying to pile out of a doorway.
Trust me. I know.
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Useful advice from a police officer 32 comments
thepacifist · 8 years ago
You throw your whole desk.
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Literally 16 comments
thepacifist · 8 years ago
granted, I don't know what a size 2 looks like.
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Literally 16 comments
thepacifist · 8 years ago
....ehhh... noo....
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