Wow. I totally lost track of the date. Didn't realize we were there already. I'll have to go watch it this weekend.

"Hmm... that kid probably should be made aware of the sharks in the water. Too bad I can't let him know."

What are you supposed to say in response to "Hey"

thepedophile just didn't have the same ring to it.

Finally! A girl who agrees! Where do I find her?

Dark humor is like food.
Not everyone gets it.

I thought his tweet said "Cook my children"

He had no words.

Seems like they're cutting it awful close.

A few years later, that same man was attacked by a shark, but the shark broke all its teeth when it bit down on the dude's balls of steel.

I hate to think about how much the current generations are ruining the future of the english language.

Couple of questions:
1. What is that object on the far left that pulled it toward us in the first place?
2. Why did it suddenly detach itself from our gravity at the end?
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Also, while it looks extremely close, it should also be noted that every single known planet in our solar system can fit between the Earth and the Moon. So it looks a lot closer than it actually was.

If they didn't throw in the stupid "let us leave 15 minutes early" then this would be believable. But the rest of us have all gone to school too. We know it doesn't work like that.

Yeah, I wouldn't stop the car and get out where the snake is. I'd be like, "Fuck" and drive off a cliff.

Quarter Black

Deadpool. No questions asked.