Its like that scene in Hot Fuzz with the swan lol

But that's none of my business

*adds to bucket list to spend Valentine's day in Texas*

Some schoolmates of mine did this to a fellow school friend on a bus, we literally put all we could find on her and she still wouldn't wake up XD

"I just wanted your attention"

Awww this is so sweet, I wish my relatives were like that

There should be a picture where he's photoshopped sliding down a runway of a concert, with a guitar strapped to him and pyrotechnics in the background

Guess they would be *puts on sunglasses* The baking dead

There was a science teacher of dutch origin at my school that was about 2m tall, I once asked him a question and because I'm short and soft spoken, he literally had to bend over the counter to hear me ask XD

When I was in china, there was a warning not to help out people who were injured on the streets. If u took them to hospital, they would place the blame on you for hurting them and since some of the older generation of chinese can't speak English, a foreigners side of the story can't be heard and thus the injured civilians story would be more "valid"