Stoat!

Hairlephant?

Why would you sit on your laptop?

Manners maketh man. This is a good idea, get some of those good old school qualities instilled into the youth of today.

Do the Dragon Ball Z characters have surnames?

There's a movie too for you folks that don't like reading. John Malkovich plays the tard, it's worth watching.

I'll have the bugs, take the frogs I say!

Shear happiness.

Who yawned when reading this?

Well player, Satan, well played.

*Portsideman

Word Porn.

Everybody feels untrusted when your mom makes you wear dungarees.

In South Africa you'd get shot for two chicken drumsticks and a bowl of toilet water, nevermind a phone.

Before ( _ . _ ) After ( _ O _ )

Hi I'm Chucky, wanna play?

The combination of LSD and a keyboard?

But did he die?