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George Michael's Unfailing Internal Clock 5 comments
third · 7 years ago
Man, that was a great show. Such a shame.
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This show is fantastic (bojack Horseman) 3 comments
third · 7 years ago
Hardly origional to that.
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 4 comments
third · 7 years ago
Yes. Because the democrats are not what the republicans used to be and vice versa. But then again people don't know basic history. Go figure.
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This is why we can't have nice things 11 comments
third · 7 years ago
And still a spectacular failure. At least with regards to the city of brotherly love.
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Army humor 5 comments
third · 7 years ago
Yep. He really is going to mordor, if ya know what I mean.
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Iphone x 9 comments
third · 7 years ago
Let's hope @coldpasta doesn't see this.
You mean betray me? 2 comments
third · 7 years ago
Like whoever was supposed to teach you English?
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Deism 37 comments
third · 7 years ago
@rachee There are few true atheists because so few people are capable of accepting how small, insignificant and powerless we really are. Not something I really understand, but ok. Anyway, there may be, as you say, few true atheists, but there are some.
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Hurricane tip #1382 3 comments
third · 7 years ago
Then no loss to society.
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Hurricane Karma incoming 14 comments
third · 7 years ago
Wow. Also, isn't Florida the state that is least interested in helping fix climate change? Sure seems like karma to me. Though generally, sadly. There are plenty of good people in both.
Why Apple?! 13 comments
third · 7 years ago
Wait, they're actually removing the fingerprint scanner?
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How to become a millionarie 3 comments
third · 7 years ago
If I ever got any, I'd just fuck with em. Like if I got some of religious guys I'd say something like "oh yeah, I've heard of that, but it only got like one star, right? I heard the plot sucked and was full of continuity errors" and act like I thought they were trying to sell me a bad movie. For, say, a guy trying to sell me new carpets, I'd ask highly detailed questions about them being bloodproof and resistant to bleach with numerous furtive glances back into the house.
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So thoughtful 7 comments
third · 7 years ago
Except blood has absolutely nothing to do with love other than feuling your brain.
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Ladies and gentlemen, Kathy Burke 3 comments
third · 7 years ago
I saw something about the advantages vs disadvantages of assumptions made because of physical appearance. Good looking people are assumed to be better, more capable, etc... but also feel more pressure from the higher expectations. Quite interesting.
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Does that total include tip 5 comments
third · 7 years ago
And voila, america's obesity problem.
Sleeping women are beautiful 3 comments
third · 7 years ago
And cats.
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Damn son 16 comments
third · 7 years ago
Assuming this is even true, they work now. What's your point?
Replying to these strangers' dm's like: 5 comments
third · 7 years ago
Poor Colin.
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Here's a good idea 31 comments
third · 7 years ago
Yeah. And it's not like it's unusual to have a string of some of the largest on record at the same time as record heats getting set all over the country.
My face when a shitstorm starts in the comments 9 comments
third · 7 years ago
This is what's running through their minds, 24/7
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awww i still wont go out with a moth though 8 comments
third · 7 years ago
The hell is wrong with people these days?
A woodpecker did this 6 comments
third · 7 years ago
That bird knows some shit.
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I need to return my husband, he's defect. 38 comments
third · 7 years ago
Thanks. I needed a good laugh.
sad but true :/.. 8 comments
third · 7 years ago
Apple.
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tornadobow 6 comments
third · 7 years ago
Rip leprechaun.
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