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Ladies? 11 comments
third · 7 years ago
As soon as it was invented.
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Things you can say during sex and during funeral 16 comments
third · 7 years ago
Ah, you don't get it, do you.
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A little louder 64 comments
third · 7 years ago
There are both I admit. But everyone uses the existence of one to pretend the other doesn't exist.
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Made me lel hard 50 comments
third · 7 years ago
The right for people to do whatever they want when it does not forcefully damage other individuals. Say, homosexuality, inclusiveness of medical care, transsexualism, etc...
Love is ... 17 comments
third · 7 years ago
I am very fun at parties.
Deadpool is Badass 5 comments
third · 7 years ago
I don't recall immortal ever being explicitly stated.
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Working pockets 27 comments
third · 7 years ago
@tcole3710 depends on the weather. @internet exactly.
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George Michael's Unfailing Internal Clock 5 comments
third · 7 years ago
That's the point. Look at their attention to detail.
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Iphone x 9 comments
third · 7 years ago
Lol. I have a great life. And I only troll dicks.
Here's a good idea 31 comments
third · 7 years ago
That's why voting should be restricted to people who actually know what the hell they're talking about.
Life(asshole edition) hacks 22 comments
third · 7 years ago
As for the first, just put your jacket over that seat. If someone tries to take it, say the person asked you to watch it for them. If they do anyway, "accidentally" spill your drink on them or do the fake sneeze thing.
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Life(asshole edition) hacks 22 comments
third · 7 years ago
The liar one is the only one that's really bad.
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A little louder 64 comments
third · 7 years ago
Yes. But how abou violently shaking the can, then putting it down and trump-esquely claiming that you never even touched it, no, never even looked at it, ever, what can?
Stan the man 2 comments
third · 7 years ago
I second that.
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Made me lel hard 50 comments
third · 7 years ago
Only for those as stupid as you.
Made me lel hard 50 comments
third · 7 years ago
Lol, is that what we're calling supporting basic human rights and trying to not destroy the only planet we can live on?
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We are not vaccinating 5 comments
third · 7 years ago
No, it needs to be made very clear that they're the best move. And those who still refuse evaluated on a case-by-case basis.
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Disney's Ultimate Message 16 comments
third · 7 years ago
So, hallucinating guy who's probably on drugs sexually assaults an
Unconscious girl, and it all works out ok?
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Remember this? 40 comments
third · 7 years ago
Free speech isn't what it's cracked up to be. I say kill the canary.
Remember this? 40 comments
third · 7 years ago
No, don't use spiders, they'll get loose. Tell junkies there's 100 lbs of cocaine, meth, and heroin stashed in there.
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Water is ni- 2 comments
third · 7 years ago
Idiot.
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Don't mansplain things to me 10 comments
third · 7 years ago
Let's just hope their batteries die quickly.
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This looks like so much fun 8 comments
third · 7 years ago
Where is it?
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Guy nails every accent 4 comments
third · 7 years ago
I'm suspicious about the Dutch one.
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Deadpool is Badass 5 comments
third · 7 years ago
You mean invincible, right?
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